Dinky Patterson  - 2007-10-26
Smooth.
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Princess v2.1 - 2007-10-26
So punchable
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Angel Carver - 2007-10-26
Unforgettable story, beautifully told.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2007-10-26
"I go into a Hollywood Video store with this muscle shirt on . . . I don't mean a video store in Hollywood, I mean the chain"
No shit, Einstein.
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Hooker - 2007-10-26
It's funny listening to him talk without watching the video itself. You'd never know he was a repressed and not terribly bright young man that would call high school the worst period of his life.
I love this retarded little faggot so much.
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tenten - 2007-10-26
So...is he saying "yeah" the way they said "meow" in Super Troopers?
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Dr Dim - 2007-10-26
The time he ended up with jizz all over his face doesn't make such a good story.
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Maggot Brain - 2007-10-26
Everybody knows someone like this in real life. Unfourntly, they don't have a web cam and mash potato abs.
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K Clobber - 2007-10-26 I don't know this term 'mash potato abs'. If you are referring to his asymmetrical rib cage, I pity the poor boy. I think we have plenty to criticize him for without going there.
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Innocent Bystander - 2007-10-26
His videos just ain't the same with his shirt on. TAKE IT OFF! I wanna see me some o' that vanilla...
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a flaming monkey - 2007-10-26
The only people who tell these kinds of stories are closeters in denial. This is his ultimate fantasy; a big, gay black film buff chasing him around. I'm so glad he has shared it with the world, hopeful eyes sparkling away.
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K Clobber - 2007-10-26 That's not true. I used to work at Hollywood Video, and it's the gayest video store around. I was a youngster, and got hit on by dudes a lot. It is just that awkward, and just that funny to someone who has never been through it and doesn't know to expect it, and it takes a long time to learn to deal with it gracefully. Almost any response causes one to be called either a homophobe or a closeteer. Running and hiding sometimes seems like the most viable option.
His delivery and so many other things about him are what make him obviously a closeteer in denial.
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HURF BLURF DUH - 2007-10-26 seems to me like, if you got hit by a dude, you could just say "uh, no thanks" and that would be plenty graceful enough, and you wouldn't come off as either closeted or a homophobe. But hey what do I know.
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K Clobber - 2007-10-26 I'm not talking about coming off a certain way, I'm talking about being accused openly and aggressively while at work of being that way for saying something like, "thanks, not my thing", or "I have a girlfriend." Wallingford Hollywood Video, Seattle. Maybe it's a local thing. It is a festive district.
Having someone, anyone at all find me attractive is a heartening thing. I never complained much about that. But the possible (after a while, probable) negative reaction following my refusal always made me uncomfortable.
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a flaming monkey - 2007-10-26 Well, Hollywood Video can be the most ragingly, aggressive, gay store in the world for all I care, I still only believe two things about Goronchev's story:
1: He went to a video store.
2: He wore a muscle shirt.
The rest is pure gay fantasy of the highest order.
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uekibachi - 2007-10-26
who are these gays? i wouldn't fuck him with a stolen dick.
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Billy Buttsex - 2007-10-26
5 stars for the black guy impression.
"OOOH OOH I SMELL ME SOME VANILLA!"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH LAWD!!!
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GoneGirl - 2007-10-26
I love his dick - uh, directorial style.
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Midnight Man - 2007-10-26
"Gay guys hit on me all the time.... and I still have not been able to deal with it any better than running and hiding."
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lolcoolj - 2007-10-26
Isn't Asperger's fun?
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TeenerTot - 2007-10-26
Yeah....those muscle shirts really impress us ladies. Nothing's more attractive than getting a glimpse of a guys armpit.
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Xiphias - 2007-10-26
muscle shirts are specifically for gay men
also his impersonation of the black dude
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Rudy - 2007-10-26
Only 3 stars cause the story didn't end with him getting raped.
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Enjoy - 2007-10-26
Fun Facts About Goronchev:
* 26 years old
* Lives at home with his parents
* Short, balding, high voice -- symptoms of Hypothyroidism
* Stickam profile confirms his closet gayness (loves Peter Sellers yet constantly says he is "straighter than a laser.")
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Roachbud - 2007-10-26
In three years he will be taking up the ass from a guy named Chip
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Ersatz - 2007-10-26
Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?
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Spoonybard - 2007-10-26
I didn't know who this guy was, and mistakenly assumed this would somehow turn into an amusing story. Specifically, I assumed that the furthest corner in the back of the video store, where the gay man would follow him to, would turn out to be full of gay porn.
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Hooker - 2007-10-26 SURPRISE! It was only full of shame.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-10-27 It's funny in context when you see other videos that have been submitted concerning his...activities.
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klingerbgoode - 2007-11-03
gay.
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B_Ko - 2007-11-18
That's it? That's how it ends? It's like The Lady and the Tiger, but autistic.
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joelkazoo - 2012-02-19
I initially read the title as "Gorbachev".
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