futurebot - 2007-10-29 Ah, the "If I can see it / then I can do it / If I just believe it / there's nothing to it" approach to rhyming that would inevitably bring us Trapped in the Closet's classic "shit / shit / shit / shit."
Menudo con queso - 2007-10-29 Also, the existence of a Michael Jordan VIDEO negates the idea of "If I can see it / then I can do it." You, me and 100 million other people can see Jordan in action, Sylvester, but not one of us can do it.
Roachbud - 2007-10-29 -1 star for not being a Celtics player
zatojones - 2007-10-29 Dude could certainly drive the lane
takewithfood - 2007-10-29 -1 star because by not even trying conceal his Heroes super power, Jordan puts all the other Heroes at risk. Or possibly because I can't fucking stand this song.