THE STORY BEGINS WITH CHAPTER 1!
|Caminante Nocturno |
THRILLS! FUN! ADVENTURE! Each word followed by examples of the exact opposite!
Did I see Galaxy Express 999 in there?
Wait... what the fuck does this have to do with time travel?
Magic glowing radioactive rocks flying through time and space just happen to land in the yard of the main character, who it turns out is also, through pure coincidence, a person with the ability to warp time to his will, albeit in completely fucking retarded and essentially useless ways.
Also totally coincidentally, this is just the sort of retard help the scientist guy in the flying minibus needs to level the playing field as he tries to defeat the guy in the time-trvalling robosuit, who, it turns out, is also after the glo-stiks of temporal omnipotence.
What follows is a retarded journey through time, space, assorted drug-fueled hallucinations, and alternate timelines that makes getting your toes shredded off by an escalator seem like a thrillingly fun adventure in comparison.
The answer to your question is that I will now throw myself off a bridge for even knowing this shit.
Its like Young Indiana Jones meets Doctor Who (old series). I have to say, I want to watch this trainwreck badly now.
|Jeff Fries |
No coincidence this played on Starz!, the most retarded-sounding network of them all.
The star's official website:
"On the Josh Kirby… Time Warrior experience:
'I think I learned the most on Josh Kirby and I think it was one of my favorite characters because I got to do so much [range of emotion.]'"
"WAAAHH!" "AAAAH!" "I look like Pinocchio." "WUAAHH!"
|Innocent Bystander |
Subtle creationist message with chapter one there?
FREE FALL TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
The evil guy is black.
I love the classics.
You know it's time for the LAST BATTLE FOR THE UNIVERSE! when the scientist guy screams "NOOOOOOOO!"
|Doctor Hackenbush |
I love how she has to yell his whole name: "Hold on Josh Kirby!!!"
And I'm changing my user-name to Irwin 38.
|Spastic Avenger |
I thought they meant the artist Josh Kirby. That would have been a programme.
5 stars for knights riding stop-motion dinosaurs!
Rodents of Unusual Size
I really hope they have a character with the catch phrase "Dino knight!" but that would probably be too awesome for this series.
INVASION OF THE EVIL TIME NEGROES FROM ELECTRIC STORM SPACE PART TEN
CUDDLY ALIEN WORMS.
GREAT JUMPING IONS
|Big Muddy |
Evil Dr. Zoetrope? Is crappy kids movie making a swipe at Coppola?
Denliner makes an appearance at 2:17.
Wow. that is two and a half minutes of my life that I'll never get back will I? And who's bright idea was it to make the alien worms cuddly? I've seen only two cuddly worms in my life and neither was cuddly
Dancing penis at 1:26
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