It becomes pure magic about 2:30 into the video.

Like, uh, you would learn how a man, works

"For the ladies, I would recommend a good ol' autobot...You would learn how a man works"

6:44 He's making a DVD????????

"said pony"

Apparently "high-functioning" means different things to different people.

Peter Baynham!?!?

AIN'T TALKIN CHARLIE BROWN, I'M TALKIN' LITTLE NUTS! THE REAL PEANUT GALLERY.

10 minutes of twisted darkness.

And most importantly, PLEASE stay straight! War gets you prickly wicklies.

"while a few people will ridicule you, most will be totally ok, and it won't matter.........it won't matter..."

*DEEP BREATH TO HOLD BACK ALL THE PAIN AND TERRIBLE MEMORIES*

"...because they see you enjoying it"

Is he wearing a Hello Kitty pin as a tie?

This taught me so much more than all of those Sonic Sez bits put together.

Except that bit about Kinsey, wtf.

out in the driveway

for all the world to see

Obama and McCain are fiercely divided on the "prickly wickly vs fuzzy wussy" issue.

And so he spoke
And so he spoke
That lord of Castamere
But now the rains
Weep o'er his halls
With no one left to hear