zatojones - 2007-11-04 Know your meth cooker. You will not be able to see his eyes because of rad Oakley sunglasses, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.
Sean Robinson - 2007-11-04 Meth cookers will politely decline turn-down service and will be dressed in clean, professional attire.
Caminante Nocturno - 2007-11-04 The music and fashion make this look like an excerpt from Miami Vice's training video.
Caminante Nocturno - 2007-11-10 By the way, this describes half of the people at anime conventions.
cognitivedissonance - 2007-11-04 Meth cookers are followed at all times by an obnoxious steel drum band.
Xenocide - 2007-11-04 Get to know the smell of cat urine. It can save your life.
RockBolt - 2007-11-04 Steamer trunks. Dead giveaway.
kiint - 2007-11-04 they may leave their lights on all night!
meth cookers will leave the house or room to smoke!
a large explosion followed by copious amounts of clinging fire may be a tipoff that you have meth cooking guests!
Camonk - 2007-11-04 What if it's a no-smoking hotel room and they have to go outside? Then how do you know if it's a meth cooker?
Lothar - 2007-11-04 What if it's a Swedish person in the room? That might explain the Swedish odor.
KillerGazebo - 2010-03-14 And leaving the lights on all night.
sosage - 2007-11-05 Cat urine does not smell sweet.
RandomFerret - 2008-03-09 No, they're saying it smells like sweetened cat piss. Which it totally does not.
zerobackup - 2009-05-02 They may wear a sunglasses/tie combo and sport an understated businesslike mullet.