|Caminante Nocturno |
This is why you're supposed to use a dollar bill instead of some fancy-pants piece of metal.
Wow thats what I call a bad day your cocaine snorteris stuffed up your nose and then you get thrown out a window
What part of Invasion USA isn't like this? Either you've got Norris blowing away terrorists with a grenade launcher (that apparently doesn't need to be reloaded) or randomly showing up to foil their plans or causing a guy to shoot himself in the head with his own gun, or Richard Lynch here on a rampage, blowing up random houses or getting shout-y and paranoid about his old enemy Norris, feathery hairdo remaining perfectly in place no matter what.
This scene did for coke snorting what Psycho did for showers.
No mention of the bullet-down-the-pants? For shame
Billy Drago is usually the one doing this shit, not having it happen to him. But I guess, when it comes to B-movie villains, Richard Lynch edges him out just a bit.
also: WHY DO YOU HATE MY CROTCH SO MUCH?
This movie made me learn that grenade launchers can be fired over and over again without having to reload them.
Yeah, you spiteful internet-critics could get off talking shit about hipsters and their tight pants PRE-Invasion USA, but what now?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
She had it coming, I'm sure.
The best thing about movies from this era is that without context, I have no clear idea whether the character from this clip is the good guy or the bad guy. Sure, your 1st tier 80s action movie heroes probably wouldn't kill the unarmed woman, but it would be no problem at, say, the Golan-Globus level.
The gun down the pants seems a little excessive. Or maybe that guy was going to go on to invent a cure for cancer but his son(who he hasn't fathered yet) would create Super Cancer and destroy the world so the future sent back someone to stop the world's drug problem(symbolized by throwing a woman snorting coke out a window) and to shoot the Cancer Cure inventor in the crotch! Wow, I should write that movie.
Gun down the pants.
I'm sadden by the realization I've never seen this before, and fear I never will again.
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