bang to buck ratio Great, let's put our kids in clothing that falls apart the moment they move or touch it. I'd bet physical cash-money that these kids are dressed in ties every day.
Scynne Are people still not clever enough to think of something more innovative than the meek wedgie?
bang to buck ratio Next up: swirly-proof helmets and a flagpole that emits a piercing shriek when someone tries to fly boxers from it
EvilHomer What the hell is wrong with that kid's forehead?
And fuck, I'd rather have a wedgie than ripped underwear. Wedgies you can fix in seconds, ripped underwear, you have to walk around with that shit all day.
Ersatz Unfortunately, they filed the patent application in their creepy secret twin-language.
"Claim 1: Gleep puggy-wuggy brang snit elastic moople glorp. . . ."
Also, they win a prize for this and Bulletball gets shafted? There is no justice in this world.
NoCode These five stars are for Ersatz's comment specifically.
jihadbaby GUARANTEED TO GET YOU BEATEN TO A BLOODY PULP!
Konversekid This will really take off in the homosexual community. THANKS FOX!
Roachbud every day is a slow news day on the morning shows
Crucifried The morning news goons got wedgies every day.
Camonk God help you if you get wedgied and then pantsed with these things on.
Blaise The rip-away portion of the underpants should come with a canister of exploding dye.
Then the offending bullies can be easily identified.
Special bonus ... also helps catch pedophiles.
Kingofthehobos If these existed 40 years ago we wouldn't have all those angry right wing radio hosts today. Eat that Democraps!!
Xiphias I love watching little boys give each other wedgies on youtube at work!
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