... oh great. I think I just went sterile.
The octopus was completely unnecessary.
No, the octopus squeezing oranges (over her octopus breasts) RIGHT AT THE CAMERA. That was unnecessary.
Beyond awesome...the ecstatic zebras riding the climaxing bottles all over the white bunny at the end was especially nice...the flamingo pole dancer was just disturbing in a good way. five stars.
I is happy now.
|Aubrey McFate |
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
|Maggot Brain |
I just died a little inside.
|Jeff Fries |
That was practically a short film
DO NOT WANT
look out japan, here comes france.
sfw fetish week lives on two weeks later
If Mountain Dew's message is "our soda will turn you into an extreme snowboarding skydiver," I guess Orangina's message is "drink this and you'll get to fuck a zebra."
Madness, thy name is orangina.
I want a handjob from an octopus woman.
It just went on and on and on... I feel dirty now.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Where-in I do the Peter Griffen "Aw, AWW awww, AWWWWW COME ON, JEEZ!"
I would rather take a swig from the Oozinator than drink anything to do with a furpile...
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Oh God. I want an Orangina so bad. What has the internet done to me?
Of all the weird shit in this video, the weirdest has to be the iguana dancing with the flower and wrapping its tongue around her neck.
Urine soaked fur pile.
France, Germany, Japan. The three countries with the most perverse porn habits have also all lost world wars. Coincidence?
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Oh I dunno, furry seems to be an American thing.
So, about being nationally represented by right wing war mongers that see everything non-American in the worst possible light...
|Mole Wax |
Five stars for lizard/flower interkingdom sex, ejaculating bottles, and sexay octopodes.
Orangina is really good, but I'm pretty sure it's from Canada, not France. The madness is closer than you guys think.
Is this what the Island of Dr. Moreau eventually (d)evolved into?
I LIKE IT LIKE THAT
This is great. So creative. Every scene (and the scenes are about 1 second long) has a little joke or payoff or reference.
And the idea of the predator/prey relationship being turned into a love realtionship... i don't know what to say about it except that it's very french.
I don't think this is safe for work though. Pretty sure there's bear cock there.
I saw a news story on this when it came out, about how controversial it was and how it used imagery from famous paintings, like the swing is a very famous sensual art piece and they just furried it up and made it weird.
Right now, somebody is watching this and wanking (not me).
Five stars of OH GOD NO right there.
Oh my god at 1:03, when the yellow liquid pours all over the deer.
The octopus at 0:40, what the hell? The octopus.. What... ?
|Big Name Celebrity |
I'm happy about this. GLAD, do you hear me? At least now, America's isn't the only culture that's been ruined by rap videos and furries.
DRINK IT IN, FRANCE.
|Goethe and ernie |
I was in Paris the other week, and these adverts are EVERYWHERE. Bus stops, newspapers, magazines, the works. Utterly horrific.
Goethe and ernie
Returned to Paris the other week; yes the adverts are still there. Will continue to monitor situation, whether internet cares or not.
the furry clock stands at what now sir?
THE INTERNET BURNS TO KNOW
Goethe and ernie
Went back to Paris at the end of August - adverts still present. Will France ever rid itself of furry menace? Who knows.
This doesn't make me thirsty! This makes me want to punch a furry!
Man, that bear really wants to fuck that deer.
Why can't america have awsome sex fetish comericals for soft drinks too?
They say if you watch Top Gun enough times, you turn gay.
...man, after seeing this too many times, I wish I gone with Top Gun instead.
That's no way to sell pop!
Animals should not have human boobs!
That's all I have to say about that.
Internet continues its horrifying slow leaks through the cracks into the rest of society. We can but stand in awe and point and gibber and try to warn our fellow man but I assure you, it is all in vain.
|Goethe and ernie |
This just in - this was apparently the third most complained-about advert in 2008 (in the UK). Well.
This isn't a commercial it's a furry orgy caught on film.
MAKE IT STOP!
Normally I reserve obnoxiously drawn out "no's" for Japan, but
|The Mothership |
This seems so tame in 2013.
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