I managed to fuck up the submission so it won't let me add parts 2 and 3 as a multi.
Sorry about that.

what did I just watch

5 stars for reverse blackface.

Also, it makes you realize how easy the fight scenes in the matrix must have been to make given similar results here.

This is seriously better than the kung fu in Kill Bill. Parts 2&3 are even better

win

Sharpie dreadlocks and Panda Solomon Grundy

Go tell your alien brothers that Ronnie Cordova says they're GAY

I lol'd.

Kicked the shit out of the french kungfu movie from earlier. Also "Wanna go food up?" is my new way to ask people to go get lunch.

WAAAAAANT FOOOOOOOOOD

...the sock people

GO TELL YOUR ALIEN BROTHERS

THAT RONNY CORDOVA SAYS THEY'RE GAY

I'm pleasantly surprised, that was pretty damn good.

Hahahaha! Foolish honkeys! That line will forever win 5 stars.

In addition to everything else, the whiteface guy's run at the end is worth 5 stars.

Solve for x: Rather good martial arts+unexplained backstories+Sharpie Hair+overacting=x

solution:x=awesome.