My cat sleeps like this >(^_^)
I like cats that squawk.
Ode to Spot
This cat does not need any riff raff while he enjoys his midday slumber.
Cat does nothing amusing, idiots swarm in to 5 star.
its to bad that you do not understand the awesomenees that is cats.
Genghis the gerbil
A cat leaping off a telegraph pole and hitting the ground running, thus wasting their would-be rescuer's time, is good.
Kittens getting confused by ordinary household objects and deciding they are an enemy that must be destroyed is funny.
This cat does nothing. It is less interesting than other cats. Therefore it scores less than other cats. If we vote every cat video a 5 (or 1) regardless of content or merit just for being a cat video, there's nothing to distinguish between good cat videos and boring cat videos. I hope this concept has been adequately explained.
|Killer Joe |
+5 for tags
Kitty will only respond to the most pressing questions. Her time is valuable.
I AM A BOUNCER.
I 1 STAR CATS.
Centipedes live in your vagina
They occasionally fight flying starships with spherical energy bullets
But how will that solve the centipede problem you have
I'll just look for the same-old 'centipedes in vag' joke from years ago, re-read the solution, then let you know
No, Miss, your kitty is UNdead. This is what cat zombies do all day.
I kinda wanna one star this just to get the hate.
Hate keeps a man alive, 41.
|Frank Rizzo |
"m not dead"
|Herr Matthias |
I didn't know cats could sleep on their backs.
Also, I wish to add another five stars for the "adding sand to theFlus vag" tag.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Unwanted BELLY RUB time
|Dr Dim |
INACTIVE HOUSEHOLD PETS WEEK
|Caminante Nocturno |
This cat is clearly in pain. They is suffering from not having their belly rubbed.
FUCK OFF APE, I AM SLEEPS NOW
My tiger, it seems, is running 'round nude.
His fur coat must have made him perspire.
It lies on the floor, should this be construed
As a permanent change of attire?
Perhaps he considered its colours passé,
Or maybe it fit him too snug.
Will he want it back? Should I put it away?
Or leave it right here as a rug?
|Pie Boy |
Bad kitty hangover.
Needs another five-star vote to counteract the dog people.
Just wants to show off his pretty belly.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
When something finally happens, it's pretty funny.
Nala is the most dismissive sleeping kitty in kittydom. That little "Nyeh" is positively DRIPPING with contempt for those who would interupt her cat-yoga napping.
This isn't remotely entertaining to anyone who isn't a faggot.
That cat would die in the wild.
Zombie Cat is very amusing. I was going to take off one star for it forgetting to answer one time, but all the cat hater need balance.
|big pincers |
counteracting the 1 star cunts
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