ATTENTION INTERNET USERS: Al-Qaeda is going hack your MySpace account and post gay porn on it!
|Caminante Nocturno |
If there's one thing the Yakuza, Mafia, and drug cartels are well-known for, it's vandalizing their enemies' online sites with loli hentai and lolcats.
One step closer to a "Ripped from the headlines" episode.
We need to fight there to keep the fight from here!! To 4chan!!
They've been downgraded from the Internet Hate Machine to Friendly Neighborhood Hackers.
The headline should read: Computer Security Researcher Says Not Enough Money Going Into Computer Security Research.
-1 for making the term "hacker" even more meaningless and implying that kids getting into MySpace accounts is tantamount to terrorists destroying our infrastructure via the internet.
Apparently Myspace hackers have the same talent as cyberwarriors who go after the defense department, gotta love TV news.
At least they've stopped making vans explode.
I like how some guy is smart enough to acknowledge that the goofballs from 4chan and clones are just a bunch of dumb, unfunny kids with too much free time and not enough parenting, yet chooses to participate in a story depicting them as cyber terrorists.
AL QAEDA IS IN YOUR EXTENDED NETWORK
OH MY GOD, I AM TERRIFIED! TERROR TERROR TERROR!
70,000 accounts? WHAT
Just...god-dammit, FOX. 4chan is now officially upgraded from Internet Hate Machine to OMG! Cyber Terrorists!
|Maggot Brain |
FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD HACKERS ON STEROID
|Dr. Lobotomy |
What is involved when "they", the terrorist hackers on steroids, steal passwords? Keystroke loggers? Brute force attempts? Educated and/or lucky guesses? Something else?
I'm curious about that. All the "news reports" quickly go from the stolen passwords and website vandalism to all out "they'll internets' tubes to kill us all!".
The number one "hack" on myspace is people basically copying the HTML template of MySpace's welcoming page down to a T, making their own website where entering your username/password actually logs it into the server.
Then, a user will send out some message or bulletin with a link "HEY CHECK OUT THIS FUNNY VIDEOZ", only when the user clicks on it, it takes them to the spoofed MySpace page that says they've logged out and need to log in. Said user, to dumb to figure out what's going on, tries to log in and VIOLA.....their name and password are stolen.
Hackers don't play the viola. It's far to sophisticated.
Yeah, it was an intentional joke. But it goes down better as not intentional. Carry on.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This just makes me want to hang out at 4chan more
No Alex Wuori? No exploding vans? No scared mom putting up curtains and buying a dog? LULZ KILLED HERE.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
It's amazing how the great bspays raid didn't even raise an eyebrow anywhere but Fox News. Not even the chans care.
why are they protecting hitler's privacy by blurring his face out
Hey fruits, stop using Myspace. Problem solved. Several problems solved.
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