Alfred Shitcock - 2007-11-18 I have an entirely different cure for insomnia.
fluffy - 2007-11-18 Crying yourself to sleep at night after realizing your life is a lie?
OldScratch - 2007-11-18 The fact that some caring soul took the time to register 'Alfred Shitcock' merits 5 stars.
5 stars of jealousy! My attempt to register as 'Dumbledore'sButtlessChaps' failed completely.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-11-18 I was going to guess butless chaps as the cure itself...maybe we're on to something here.
Repomancer - 2007-11-19 We want one that doesn't involve animals.
fluffy - 2007-11-18 Totally expected that, still funny.
Billy Buttsex - 2007-11-18 Yeah, me too. I totally expected him to suggest suicide as an insomnia inhibitor, because that's like, the only logical direction this could've taken.
fluffy - 2007-11-18 Well, more like knowing Hitchcock's macabre sense of humor. Logic has nothing to do with it.
It's his delivery which sells it, of course.
kingarthur - 2007-11-18 Me loves the black comedy. I also enjoyed Richard Dawkin's anecdote re: Hitchcock:
Hitchcock is driving along one day and spots a young boy talking to a priest. Hitchcock stops the car, rolls his window down and yells to the boy, "Run, little boy! RUN! Fast as you can!"
And then drives away.