I wish I had coaches that cared as much as this guy when I was a id.
+5 for the Hitler-stache
Shotgun miking kids' events is a really great idea and should be done more often.
|Hugo Gorilla |
Character-building at work.
|Monchiles Monchiles |
5 stars for the first five seconds alone.
|Sean Robinson |
Fuck, when I coached peewee and bantam football, the worst we did was throw footballs at kids helmets when their heads were turned.
I wish I knew we were allowed to threaten to beat them.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"Crop up that." ??
So which divorce is it when you start threatening to beat up children because they aren't very good at throwing a ball around for no reason? Two? Three?
|Ahriman the Creepy Lurker |
Awesomely bad parenting.
Cry bout that! Awesome. I suddenly feel the urge to go be a father.
|Mother Lumper |
gunna come threw yer window and gitchew in yer bed sleepin'
Sneaky, mean / Spider inside my dreams / I think I love you / You make me want to cry / You make me want to die / I love you / I love you / I love you / I love you / I love you Night Man / Every night you come into my room and pin me down / With your strong arms you pin me down / And I try to fight you / You come inside me / And fill me up... / Just two men sharing the night / It might seem wrong but it's just right / It's just two men sharing each other / It's just two men like loving brothers / One on top and one on bottom / One inside and one is out / One is screaming, he's so happy / The other's screaming a passionate shout / It's the Night Man / The feeling so wrong and right, man / The feeling so wrong and right, man / I can't fight you, man, when you come inside me / You pin me down with your strong hands / And I become the Night - / The passionate, passionate Night Man.
Well, that voice is going to haunt for the rest of the week.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Conditional love is not really love.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
I hope this guy gets fired.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I'm with baleen on this one. Shotgun microphones at kids games south of the Mason-Dixon line, please.
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