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Desc:Wiccan Hex gets girl suspended
Category:News & Politics, Religious
Tags:wiccan, hex, high kewl majick
Submitted:theFlu
Date:11/29/07
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Comment count is 47
Sean Robinson
This is out-of-control nuts.

The cursed girl tightly gripping the cross around her neck as she points to her name getting crossed out.

The witch-girl's bad speech defect.

The hair of the cursed girl's mom.

The reporter's thin mustache.

Every other fucking second of it.
Smellvin
Uhhh... you missed the whole bit about her "mother."

Sean Robinson
That is covered in my last line. I didn't want to spoil that part.

Dinky Patterson
The second tag should be removed.

Anybody who reads the comments before watching the clip should stop now.













Really.

Hooper_X
BRIEF HIGH SCHOOL DISCIPLINARY FORM LJ: a guy in my grade got caught Jackin' It in the bathroom. He was written up for "Lack of Self Control."

That poor girl had better transfer the fuck out of that station's viewing area, because for all the shit she's caught for her stupid hair and Homestar Runner voice, she's gonna catch a million times more flack for her mom being a tranni... oh shit, this is on YouTube.

She will never be safe. She's gonna be hexing people until the day she dies.
Hooper_X
p.s. i wish this had room for "baltimore" and "way too much self-disclosure" tags.

Stopheles
She's got a Myspace page that shows that she's pretty much the same at 24 as she was at 15. But now with parasols!

Doctor Arcane
They fear for students safety due to hexes. Okaaaay.

5 stars for the look of genuine fear in hexee's eyes.
Screwtape

This needs a WHITE PEOPLE tag.
CuteLucca
Man, I wish my town had news this interesting.
Senator_Unger
1 star for each century they traveled back in time to start believing that witches have any power whatsoever.
takewithfood
That's her on the right? Really? Golly, thanks for clearing that up, reporter man.
theFlu
Yeah, sorry for the spoiler tags -- much to baleen's chagrin, this, and a few others, were my first video post and I got a little over-zealous using tags / checking for dupes.

So, hopefully the magic remains.
theFlu
oh. and it's changed. man I'm gay.

Keefu
It actually lists "casting a spell on a student" on the suspension notice. Holy shit.

Also, even though they downplayed the fact that they wouldn't dare cast a spell on anyone due to religious beliefs/morality, they don't outright deny the ability. So...does that mean they actually think they're capable of doing it, but instead just choose not to?

Wow wow wow.
Enjoy
I would watch the nightly news again if it were like this.
K Clobber
Jesus fucking christ. I don't even know what to say about this.
K Clobber
Yes I do: High school was bad enough in my day, less than ten years ago. Now they suspend and transfer students every time some white trash cunt gets scared? Jesus fucking christ.

Also this kind of thing, sans disciplinary action, was common at the redneck high I attended. I knew a kid who threatened to hex people every single day, and even visibly went through the motions. He was looking for attention, didn't get it, started talking 'bombs' instead of 'spells', got it. Even at the horrible fucking school I went to, the administration was able to distinguish between possible reasonable concern and impossible. This was back before columbine or 9/11. If he'd held out a few years, he could have hit a negative attention gold mine.

I hated kids like that - the one I knew, not the girl in the clip. He helped create a very poor environment for the more mellow anarchists and neo-pagans.
1394
"Mother? Wait... a minute... Oh. Thought so."
theFlu
yeah, at first sight, something just doesn't seem right with "her," does it?

Enjoy
The Breakfast Club II

Quad9Damage
"It's been tough for her. She doesn't have a father..."
"Man, that's always rough. Hey.. wai-"
"... Because I'm transgendered."
"......................"

Quad9Damage
Oh wait, I got it backwards. But still...

mashedtater
This news report slipped seriously into strange scary Sweet Valley High plot really quick

glasseye
"Casting a spell?"

God damn some people are so fucking retarded.
Enjoy
sofa king we todd did?

Caminante Nocturno
Chet, please ban enjoy for casting a hex on us.

coprolalia
Amazing. TheFlu actually contributed something!

Suspended and transferred for WITCHCRAFT. How long until fear of disappearing penises spreads through the nation's schools?
tamago
The more amazing thing is was it wasn't total garbage.

He's still a douchebag though.


theFlu
yeah, that's right tamago: I post awesome videos - I know what's awesome, and what sucks dick (cat videos).

now if only people would vote for my BABES IN BIKINI MACHINE GUN videos... but, apparently they're all too busy casting Harry Potter-style spells on cat videos with the poetv gayfuck stick.

glasseye
That ugly douchebag in your bathroom mirror sucks the most dick, theFlu.

tamago
I never said it was awesome. I just said it wasn't garbage.

Shion
This gets five stars for everyone talking like they are not contradicted by, oh, you know, reality.


Rodents of Unusual Size
I am so glad I did not read the tags or comments first.

A million stars to the poor, docile little lamb is still scared. And now back to you, reporter with pencil mustache!
rulestein
Well, does she float? Does her dad float?
K Clobber
two moms in a glass with root beer.

nork nork.

Ursa_minor
a huge crescendo of fucking crazy.
Xiphias
NO DAD
tamago
Goofy time?

keinsignal
now *that's* what I call a daddy issue.
Caminante Nocturno
Trembling little hick girl clutching at her crucifix and on the verge of tears, I'm certain my mocking laughter is loud enough for you to hear it.
phalsebob
I thought this was from the 80's. Makes me wonder what Muslim kids are going through these days... in completely white trash HS that is.
Pie Boy
TOP THAT
Spider Jerusalem
So... wait... did no one at the two hour meeting point out that, uh, magic isn't fucking real?

Does that mean that the school accepts the existence of hexes as a matter of administrative policy?
Quad9Damage
The clip is crazy enough, with the school apparently full of idiots and a principal writing 'casting a spell' on the suspension notice. You start to think, "Wow, that kid really had it rough. Apples to oranges in that backward-ass place..."

And then, like a stealthy assassin slipping up behind you and striking you with a giant hammer made of surprise, here comes the bit about mom/dad.
bopeton
Do incantations still work when you have a speech impediment?

Also, you're joking right? Isn't this a bit like getting suspended for trying to summon the Power Rangers to beat up a bully?
Geoff Marr
The mom left so that dad turned into a single mom for attention.
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