baleen 
the black cop reaction shots are pretty much straight from garth marenghi.
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Xenocide "Black guy reaction shots" should be a tag.
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Albuquerque Halsey
That is the definition of /b/lackup.
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jreid
..... wow.
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Thatcher Pennywhistle
what.
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CornOnTheCabre
Why, yes. Yes I would.
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EvilHomer
This happens to me all the time when I go to the hospital.
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Xenocide
"Would you like to fuck me?"
"BINGO."
Meet the wittiest man on the force!
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manfred
So, the writer couldn't make up any clever sexual innuendo and had to resort to lines like "I want bigger"?
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sheikurbouti
Future generations will wonder if we've been circumcised.
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Aelric
i really hope i can find this at the video store, because now i must watch the whole thing.
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sosage
-5 stars for no samurai. +10 stars knowing that someone had to spend time at a toaster editing this scene together.
Also: Only nurses and doctors...or assassins dressed as nurses and doctors. Got it?
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bac "how do I know which ones are assisins though?"
"well the nurses will be super-hot and strangily be able to walk around scantily clad without people noticing, the docters will have a mustache that they will possibly be twisting."
"gotcha."
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altamont
This demands Nicholas Cage.
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Camonk
Which one of these guys is the samurai? Or was he not in this scene? Cause neither of those guys looked like a samurai, to me.
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themilkshark
I want to watch the lives of these 2 guys every day.
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Calamity Jon
Good read, guys, good read. Okay, let's take a break for a couple hours, grab some lunch, we'll try the circumcision/insurance dialogue again this afternoon.
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K Clobber
how could this actually be real? it felt like a bad dream.
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Aelric you mean a great dream. bless this little planet!
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Scynne
Hey hey hey hey! I have um...
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Repomancer
All you mushrooms eat yer hearts out.
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dancingshadow
Holy crap
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Chalkdust
such rhythm and cadence on that provocative back-and-forth
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Mr. Bad Example
This...this is so far into bad that it wraps around the universe and becomes brain-searingly AWESOME. (My wife: "Are you sure this isn't a porno?" "No, really--are you SURE this isn't a porno?")
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dementomstie
I think they all took the "not acting" class that appears in one episode of MST3K.
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King of Balls
An action hero for the small wiener demographic. I say it's courageous and long overdue.
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HURF BLURF DUH
Porn without the porn. A new and exciting moviemaking concept!
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Alektorophobic
The script for Samurai Cop was so godlike that they had to hire the worst possible actors to be in it, to counter the awesomeness. Otherwise, the universe would end upon completion.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
Like listening to the Voice of God.
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lucienpsinger
All this, and Robert Z'Dar besides. I must see this movie.
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Jaguar Wong
I love what I see.
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Keefu
Did I really just see that or did I hallucinate it.
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Alektorophobic
You know, the only credible piece of acting in this entire film is Samurai Cop's annoyance with his partner's dick mockery.
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