the black cop reaction shots are pretty much straight from garth marenghi.
"Black guy reaction shots" should be a tag.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
That is the definition of /b/lackup.
|Thatcher Pennywhistle |
Why, yes. Yes I would.
This happens to me all the time when I go to the hospital.
"Would you like to fuck me?"
Meet the wittiest man on the force!
So, the writer couldn't make up any clever sexual innuendo and had to resort to lines like "I want bigger"?
Future generations will wonder if we've been circumcised.
i really hope i can find this at the video store, because now i must watch the whole thing.
-5 stars for no samurai. +10 stars knowing that someone had to spend time at a toaster editing this scene together.
Also: Only nurses and doctors...or assassins dressed as nurses and doctors. Got it?
"how do I know which ones are assisins though?"
"well the nurses will be super-hot and strangily be able to walk around scantily clad without people noticing, the docters will have a mustache that they will possibly be twisting."
This demands Nicholas Cage.
Which one of these guys is the samurai? Or was he not in this scene? Cause neither of those guys looked like a samurai, to me.
I want to watch the lives of these 2 guys every day.
|Calamity Jon |
Good read, guys, good read. Okay, let's take a break for a couple hours, grab some lunch, we'll try the circumcision/insurance dialogue again this afternoon.
|K Clobber |
how could this actually be real? it felt like a bad dream.
you mean a great dream. bless this little planet!
Hey hey hey hey! I have um...
All you mushrooms eat yer hearts out.
such rhythm and cadence on that provocative back-and-forth
|Mr. Bad Example |
This...this is so far into bad that it wraps around the universe and becomes brain-searingly AWESOME. (My wife: "Are you sure this isn't a porno?" "No, really--are you SURE this isn't a porno?")
I think they all took the "not acting" class that appears in one episode of MST3K.
|King of Balls |
An action hero for the small wiener demographic. I say it's courageous and long overdue.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Porn without the porn. A new and exciting moviemaking concept!
The script for Samurai Cop was so godlike that they had to hire the worst possible actors to be in it, to counter the awesomeness. Otherwise, the universe would end upon completion.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Like listening to the Voice of God.
All this, and Robert Z'Dar besides. I must see this movie.
|Jaguar Wong |
I love what I see.
Did I really just see that or did I hallucinate it.
You know, the only credible piece of acting in this entire film is Samurai Cop's annoyance with his partner's dick mockery.
How had I not seen this before
| Register or login To Post a Comment|