They also invented a "haptic jacket" that allows you to hug a chicken over the Internet.

One step closer to Hamster Holodeck.

Good, I always wanted fuzzy little batteries.

I'll wait for the vivisection expansion module.

good god why?

so that's what singapore is doing these days.

"The hamster has a strong preference to enter the game area"

what hath god wrought

This idea was obviously thought up by someone who was FUCKING HIGH.

That's science for you: all about coulda', not about shoulda'.