FangoftheCobras I bought a bootleg of this because Chip from the NOT QUITE HUMAN series played Johnny blaze. sooo terrible. and therefore great.
Xenocide So who's the little ugly guy and why does he get 2/3rds of the lines in the trailer? Maybe the guy who cut this trailer together thought to himself "no one will be able to resist this movie once they find out that the diamond is not for sale at any price!"
Merzbau he is classic comic villain THE LEPRECH- er, THE JEWELER
He was created specifically for this piece of shit and basically he's the Mole Man's retarded cousin.
Cap'n Profan!ty The only way this would be more awesome would be if it were "Harvey Korman's Fantastic Four." Starring Harvey Korman.
K Clobber Tromtastic Four? where superpowers range from titty shaking to projecting solid waste at the speed of sound?
charmlessman I love that the two henchmen run into each other after Sue Storm disappears. It raises a few questions:
1. How does disappearing make you intangible? (this same question may be asked of the theatrical FF, where Sue gets through a crowd by taking her clothes off and going invisible.)
2. Were the two henchmen running at Sue so they could body-check her like hockey players? They had guns!
3. They couldn't see each other until after the 110 lb woman got out of the way?