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Desc:xxxGayBoyxxx joins a few Halo 3 matches and gets a warm welcome from the XBox Live kiddies
Category:Video Games, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:xbox, gay, Halo, Faggot, homophobia
Submitted:Anonymous
Date:11/27/07
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Comment count is 91
garcet71283
This is why I never plug in my mic on Xbox live anymore.
Hooker
This is why I don't have Xbox Live at all anymore.

theFlu
like high school all over again...

Thundercougarfalconbird
Ah, intolerance.
zatojones
intolerance plus the courage produced by anonymity

Keefu
I WANNA HANG YOU
bopeton
That's not nice.

Jeff Fries
WHOA where did all these feelings come from
IrishWhiskey
To be fair, half of those comments would have been said even if his name had nothing to do with homosexuality.
IrishWhiskey
Also: "I hope gay marriage never gets passed so you have to be single all your life"

-THIS IS WHAT GAY MARRIAGE OPPONENTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE-

Billy Buttsex
NOT TRUE.

Listen, not everyone who opposes gay marriage is a redneck theist. I've been reading statistical reports from places like the U.S. Centers for Disease Control, and their correlation between homosexuality, identification with the gay community, and venereal disease are staggering. I mean, why not just read about it? To support marriage would be condoning the behavior, and I think gay marriage would be a bad idea strictly based upon statistical reports, especially when considering that 90% of all "monogamous" gay couples surveyed in come studies have reported extramonogamous affairs after a five year period.

That doesn't mean I don't have gay friends or treat gays like human beings, but I don't think that supporting gay marriage is a good idea.

IrishWhiskey
First of all: Your main objection to gay marriage is the rate of STDs and changing relationships? You don't think that the lack of marriage options is part of what's driving those figures?

Second: "to support marriage would be condoning" STDs? Why is that irrelevant when discussing whether straight couples should be allowed marriage, which also have a high rate of separation and their own diseases, but "condoning" when it it comes to gay couples?

Rudy
No, Billy is saying that "monogamous" (notice the quotes) gays are just kidding themselves that they wouldn't fuck the next leather boy that comes around because gays are pre-disposed towards homo-orgies.

Also, notice the huge Freudian slip: "come studies".

Anyway, all his gay buddies will totally back him up on everything he said, so there.


futurebot
This well informed analysis of homosexuality and public policy was brought to you by Billy Buttsex.

Also: shut up

The Great Hippo
The reason STDs go through the gay community faster than greased dougnuts down a fatty's throat is because men are far more sexually active then women. Cutting women out of the equation is like cutting the brakes on a semi going 80 miles per hour down a 45 degree incline. And lighting that bitch on *fire*.

Gay marriage would help curb this because it encourages monogamous relationships. Even if gay people are more prone to cheating on their partners in a relationship (not sure they are, I'd like to see statistics on it), marriage creates expectations of faithfulness that would at least throw water on the fire. Besides, it isn't the "Let's Fuck Everything That Moves!" section of the gay community that's chomping at the bit for gay marriage; it's the "Can We Please Be Responsible About Who We Fuck I Mean Jesus Christ" section (who I wholly support).

You know, I've never heard an even *vaguely* valid argument against gay marriage. Religious nutbags think that that Christianity have a monopoly on the term marriage (No they don't, shut up), psycho social analysts believe it will end the world (No it won't, shut up), jack-asses think they're just 'looking-out-for-the-gays' by not enabling a negative life choice (gays aren't kids in need of our guidance, shut up), and--well, Jesus.

There just aren't any good excuses for opposing gay marriage. Aside from being a dick.

Xenocide
You've betrayed your own screenname, Billy. I don't know what to believe in anymore.

doc duodenum
You can't get a more closeted nickname than 'Billy Buttsex'

baleen


Echoes of POEN keepin me awake at night. shut up you fags.

Billy Buttsex
I swear, you guys are insane. Look, all I was saying was that supporting gay marriage is supporting gay relationships, which will cause more open gayness, which leads to DRASTIC increases in promiscuity, and will result in higher transmission rates of AIDS (which for a 20 year old "out" male is higher than a 50% chance of contraction by the age of 55... practically a death sentence. As of June, 2001, gays consisted of 64% of the AIDS population, despite their proportionally minute population) and other diseases.

Listen, you can sit around arguing about whether or not giving gay people marriage will help encourage monogamy, but the main thing you've got to remember is that guys are dogs, and their biological mission is to stick their penis in as many holes as possible to get off, and if you have two types doing that, it's only going to get worse in the future if you allow it. People should look at the stats and realize that the behavior involved ends up hurting people A LOT, and we shouldn't just condone it for the sake of letting people be gay and accepting whatever people want to be. I mean, human nature is human nature... there will always be gays, closeted or not, just like there are people who have addictions to ice cream, but all moral choices are based on outcome, and there's nothing wrong with saying "if you do this, chances are this will happen. Therefore, do not condone doing this."

It's morality. Try thinking about what it means.

zatojones
I like the idea of a truck with no brakes screaming down a hill at 80 mph while on fire. Given the context of the reference, does that make me gay?


Frank Rizzo
STATISTICAL REPORTS AND STENCIL BUFFERS

Hooker
To Hippo: the reason AIDS transmission is higher in gays is because it's fantastically harder to get AIDS through vaginal intercourse than it is to get it through anal intercourse. Did you just make up your reason?

Hooker
Well, that and the fact that gays tend to use condoms far less than heterosexuals do, because HURF BLURF WE CAN'T GET PREGNANT.

Thatcher Pennywhistle
!
Thank you Billy Buttsex. You are the reason POEtv is better plain old Youtube.

Syd Midnight
I'm going to have to second IrishWhiskey, this is not unusual FPS chatter. There's nothing in this video that hasn't been said to me on Goonfleet teamspeak.

The Great Hippo
To Hooker: I don't have any formal education concerning homosexuality. All my knowledge is based on anecdotal evidence and accounts of people I've met. I'm pretty sure (just looking at this biologically) that male-on-male relationships tend to be more sexually active than female-on-female relationships (there's even a syndrome--I can't remember the name of it, it's nothing official, but it's common enough for people to give it a nickname--where two lesbians stop having any sex because there really just isn't any drive for it anymore).

To Billy Buttsex: Your argument boils down to "We can't let gays marry because they're just not responsible enough." In essence, gay people need you big strong manly responsible heterosexual people to look after them so they don't catch the AIDs.

No. If people want to have butt-sex, let them. And no, it's not morally ambiguous for the government to condone butt-sex. No more ambiguous than for the government to let me smoke in a restaurant.

Oh wait! Depending on where I live, I can't do that anymore, can I? EVEN IF IT'S MY OWN FUCKING BAR.

In short, the government needs to piss off and stop telling people how to live their life. There are situations where government intervention is merited; determining who we can and cannot marry is not one of them.

Billy Buttsex
Hey-- come on now. One of the sole purposes of the government is to keep us controlled and not condone certain behaviors. And it's not about gays being responsible... it's about the dynamics of a male-male relationship and the ALREADY ESTABLISHED NORMS WITHIN THE GAY COMMUNITY. Read The Advocate. Research statistics.

Billy Buttsex
And ps: here's how our argument has gone

Me: but statistics and studies show that this behavior leads to these consequences.
You: WAAAAH WAAAAH PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT NO MATTER WHAT WAAAH WAAH

The Great Hippo
Listen, Sally Buttsex. Do you mind if I call you Sally Buttsex? You sound like a Sally Buttsex to me.

Ok, Sally. Going "THIS IS ME: I am smart! THIS IS YOU: HURF BLURF I AM DUMB" is not how we do things here on the Internet! The internet is totally serious and cool. Everyone here loves each other and treats each other with respect. It's a lot like Woodstock, except less fatties and better music.

http://www.kotex.com/na/images/products/tampon_07.jpg

Anyway, Sally Buttsex, because I am such an awesome and respectful guy, I'm including a package of tampons with this message so you have something to help stop all that bleeding you're doing all over the Internet. I hope it'll help with your problem (now with COMFORT FLEX (tm) technology!).

Oh, by the way, there's a difference between the government refusing to condone something (like, say, religion) and just allowing us to exercise our rights as free citizens (like, say, allowing us to enter into contractual marriages with whomever we choose, or smoke in our places of business).

Oh jeez, Sally! You're really bleeding! Let me open up the box for you.

Billy Buttsex
So, MADDOX, if what you're saying is correct, then you think a grown man should be able to romance a 12 year old boy without government interference?

I think we should just agree to disagree here. I mean, see where you're coming from, and basically I just think that the point of enforcing rules is to keep people from really dangerous consequences, and I base my stance on homosexual behavior on statistical outcome, and I guess that makes me a fascist. Oh well!

The Great Hippo
There are places for government interference; what two consenting adults decide to do with their lives is not one of them. The chief purpose of laws is to stop *other* people from fucking you over, although I'll reluctantly admit that we do occasionally need some You-Stupid-Fucking-Twit laws as a means of prevention (legalizing suicide would be stupid because every 18 year old twit fresh out of a broken relationship would kill themselves, and as enticing as that may sound it would mean the entire pornography industry would collapse overnight. Fuck you I need my fap material).

What you're telling me here is the government should do what it's never supposed to do--take an ideological stance. "Gay sex is wrong! It promotes STDs! We refuse to enable your lifestyle!" What? Nevermind that it means the government's shitting on a chunk of the population ("You're gay? Fuck you! You shouldn't be gay! No marriage for you!"); the government's PRIMARY JOB is to stop assholes with shotguns from taking my shit. They don't get to tell me how to live my life outside from the You-Stupid-Fucking-Twit laws, and I just don't see how we can compare having gay sex to stopping whiny teens from slitting their wrists (except I hear that in the emo scene it's totally cool to make out and have sex).

Listen, I'm flooding these boards with my particular brand of crazy, so I'm going to pull a Bill O'Reilly here and GIVE YOU THE LAST WORD (I'm totally cool like that). But honestly, I'm fine with agreeing to disagree; I know I'm coming on hard and nasty here but that's just because it's a really sore point for me.

I'm done, I swear. LEVEL ME WITH YOUR LASER-LOGIC!

The Great Hippo
"(except I hear that in the emo scene it's totally cool to make out and have sex)."

should be

"(except I hear that in the emo scene it's totally cool to make out and have sex with other guys and it totally doesn't make you gay, really! REALLY!)."

I'm done 4 reelz now

afp3683
What the fuck is going on here, you faggots?

klingerbgoode
billy buttsex wants to be gay but he's scared of all those diseases out there.

we need to clean up the pool so he can dive in with the rest of us.

lucienpsinger
I learned something today: there will always be gay people, just like there are people who are addicted to ice cream.

Old_Zircon
Billy Buttsex
...
90% of all "monogamous" gay couples surveyed in come studies have reported extramonogamous affairs after a five year period.



COME STUDIES

Valvados
The first related Youtube video is "Wacky Zoo!"
Aelric
if you watch wacky zoo, it's kinda make sense.

EVILdogshu
Good thing I never read statements like these on wholesome sites like poe-news.com.
Caminante Nocturno
Children should not be allowed to play these games.
RockBolt
A bunch of hooting dickholes
coprolalia
Still too charitable.

If you ever want to mess with them, read a book out loud while a friend plays. They love that.

Xenocide
We call it "Kaufman style Halo." But don't just stick to Great Gatsby; there's far more maddening books out there. Extra points if you're bilingual and read one written in another language.

coprolalia
Three words: "Revolution Number Ten"

Aelric
Finnegan's Wake!

Syd Midnight
Someone did "American Psycho" on a Goonfleet channel once, everybody enjoyed it.

Vicious
I sang or sat the mic down next to a computer playing MST3K.

crote
Gay Boy & Friendly Uncle:

Comin' Atcha!
Chalkdust
In the midst of everything else, that moment was kind of heartwarming.

Gayboy found a friend! Yay!

NineEleven
Doesn't seem to stop him from playing a crapload of Halo though
uekibachi
a gayboy that likes video games? i want an introduction. i'm sick of beyonce glitter bugs.
K Clobber
i don't get it. did someone take that name to expose homophobia within the hardcore gamer community? i'm shocked. they seem like such worldly, accepting people.
Pandatronic
Had this video been intended to be humorous it's get 5 stars, easy. However, since the description implies that this was supposed to hold some sort of significance about discrimination on XBL I'm just going to roll my eyes.

Brautwurst_Barbarian
HEY GAY BOY ARE YOU A FAGGOT?
RockBolt
OR WHUT!

Doctor Arcane
Jesus, do they have women on XBox live? I'm guessing not.

We had this Quebecish girl on Quake Wars the other night night with a French accent "I am going to do the Violator on them" and pretty much everyone kept their mouths shut.
SolRo
You realy cannot be sure, there's so many high pitched prepubesent voices on xbox live.

I got a 360 on friday, heard anti-japanese racism about 2 minutes after loading a WW2 online game demo...comming from a kid who probably hasn't yet gotten to a history class that covers WW2.

I honestly thought voice chat would make people slightly more cautious about making douches out of themselves, especaily if they sound like kids.


Cheese
I know a few Xbox playing girls, all of them through my 25 and older group. I gotta tell ya, since I joined www.2old2play.com XBL has become a dream, I haven't had to play with any random screaming kids in months.

Adramelech
On average, I notice the same ratio of men to women. However, some games just get an established community after they have been out for awhile. The Halo 3 community is apparently composed entirely of racist, homophobic teenagers.

Hooker
Xbox Live was all about apprehensive and remarkably cordial conversations for its first two years. Then Halo 2 blew the doors off and it's been the worst fucking thing ever since then.

Quad9Damage
"Get that cock out of your mouth before you h-HUCKHURRR"


Rudy
"Yeah, yer a faggot! You like it in the ass every night by a black guy!"


Well played, sir!

glasseye
Gee, most of the homophobic idiots have southern accents. What a surprise.

boner
I played SOCOM on the PS2 for a while. The community there is possibly even more filled with extremely aggressive teenagers. And SOCOM is particularly popular amongst kids who want to join the armed forces in order to shoot people.
Thatcher Pennywhistle
I am going to change my gamer tag tonight.
eatenmyeyes
I was expecting him to say, "Oh, be nithe..."
Hooper_X
Now I want an X-Box just so I can join as "SingleGayBlackMan"
Fingasmcgee
Rated M for mature
Monchiles Monchiles
This is my most favorite thing on Poetv. One star for each hour I laughed at this. A day.
Syd Midnight
Chet can we have PoEtv forums back?
FABIO2
ESRB warning: Game experience may change during online play.
futurebot
TRY THINKING ABOUT WHAT MORALITY MEANS, AS DOES BILLY BUTTSEX
Billy Buttsex
exactly!

Shackimus Prime
So this is how you troll xbox live...


RandomFerret
These five stars are for the comments.
yourmother
I mean...kind of funny, but you really don't need to be named gay boy to get called a fag on xbox live...i promise...
j lzrd / swift idiot
This is why I love PoETV.
ABoyNamedCheese
hey gayboy...



...


... GAY.
Pie Boy
I invoke the greater internet fuckwad theory.
petep
that was so mean when they said "sup gayboy"
Dummy Rum
Some of that actually sounded like good-natured ribbing. 5 stars for showing me his failure at griefing.

Spastic Avenger
'Gayboy has got your back. Your back door, that is.'
fluffy
I think I'm glad nobody ever uses a headset on PSN.
phalsebob
These guys are educating people. That gay people are gay.
colander
how come nobody made fun of him for being straightedge?
HarveyTibbar
Seems more like a victim mentality. Set yourself up to be ridiculed by making the single defining your homosexuality, and then become shocked when people refer to you as being so gay.

I know we have to be open and understanding to people's lifestyle choices, or whatever the hell you want to call it, but let's be pragmatic here.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Shut the fuck up and give me your three other stars faggot, before I romper-stomp ya.

THA SUGAH RAIN
Youre the life of the party!
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