No, you can not mow the God damn lawn!

Hey guys let's make Crazy Taxi but instead of a taxi there's a lawn mower.

It'll be better after the next dev pass when they implement the roaming NPCs.

GRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRT

-2 because this never got released, meaning that we'll never get to see the insanely hilarious asspie sites dedicated to MOMMA CAN I MOW THE LAWN STUNTS AND TRICKS.

I mean, god, can you imagine ulilililililililiia getting into this?

Now you know how people who've grown out of videogames feel when they see any videogame.

+5 because of the totally bitching soundtrack and awesome (GREEN!) punk hair. And because they bothered to make separate controls for the left and right blades, like alternating those puppies makes the experience of mowing the lawn so much funner.

OOH MAMMA

How gay am I if I say that I actually think that the song isn't that bad? Am I so uncool that pop-punk has murdered my taste in music?

I just wonder who in their right mind that ISN'T U-dog would have the patience to make those crop circles that seem so integral to getting the super-secret RARE bonuses.

Followed by: "Poppa Can I Wax the Car?" and "Grandpa Can I Panel the Basement?"

Momma do you think they'll drop the bomb?