Maggot Brain 
HITLER KEEPS IT REAL SON!!!!
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Adramelech
Should be shown in history class.
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Roachbud
Biggie always gets 5 stars
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Roachbud that's because you're a dumb cracker
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zatojones see, bouncers understand the BIG on a primal level...
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Roachbud All Biggie did was make some music and spit rhymes as good as anyone ever has, last time I checked that wasn't a crime.
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Billy Buttsex Supporting a culture that keeps black people oppressed and suffering is a crime.
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Roachbud The white devil is keeping the black man oppressed, locking him in shitholes where his only hope of making a buck is slanging rocks and riddling bitches with bullet holes.
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Billy Buttsex I'm not saying it's the only cause, but it's certainly not helping anything. I mean, I personally believe that culture--no matter where you are in the world-- is either your savior or your demise. Black people can be capaple, industrious, moral, and intelligent, so I don't really cut them a lot of slack for being where they are.
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Hooker So. We're now up to homophobe and racist. I'm expeting Billy to lash out against Dateline's To Catch a Predator next.
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Billy Buttsex Hey, Hooker, sorry for reading about crime statistics and cultural problems. I totally didn't mean to tell you the truth. I really don't want to look like a racist, so I'll just stop reading books and telling people that things can change for the better if we honestly assess where we are and work to improve.
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Billy Buttsex And PS: yeah, not telling black people that they're oppressed is totally racist. Let's please not empower them or give them self-esteem.
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Hooker Every time someone says "I'm sorry for..." sarcastically, my soul starts coughing up blood.
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Chalkdust
A profound and chilling new look into the mind of one of history's greatest monsters
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Hooker
Holy yes.
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Hooker So, wait. Hitler is Biggy and Il Duse is 2 Pac?
Huh.
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Roachbud Mussolini is Puffy, Tojo is Mace, FDR is Tupac, Stalin is Snoop and Winston Churchill is Dr Dre
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zatojones
If only Hitler's ambition ended at ballin' the world would have been spared a lot of trouble. At most there would have perhaps been an westside/eastside feud between him and Stalin that would play itself out in the form of back and forth dis tracks and perhaps a couple of gun fights between entourages. If only...
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coprolalia
Eh, honestly this is a little underwhelming. No rating here.
I'd like to see this treatment for Saddam's grandstanding at his trial, though.
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halon
This works way better than it feels like it should
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Unmerciful Crushing Force
-1 because the editing gets much looser at the end.
Counterbalanced by the fact that initial shock is that off-putting.
By the way, would this also fall under the bait & switch tag?
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dueserpenti
If this is how it'd gone down, I'd be a Nazi. Maybe it's just because I'm severely sleep-deprived, but I agree, that was strangely affecting.
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theSnake
When it switches to the crowd and it shows their hands in the air like they just don't care heiling slays me.
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homohabilis
it's just so wrong it has to be right.
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Menudo con queso
"I took the bread and the lamb spread" is as funny as Mitch Hedberg bit to me.
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Merkwuerdigeliebe
The Notorious H.I.T.
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