Interesting how the 'Secret' is just modified LaVeyan Satanic magic, which is in turn modified prayer. You ask the universe/entropy/God for something REALLY HARD and it magically manifests!
Any time you hear someone utter the word "quantum," there is a 95% chance that the wave function of what they're about to say is going to collapse into stupid bullshit.
When I was in Americorps our boss made us all watch The Secret at a meeting and then write a reflection on how we planned to use the ~techniques~ we'd learned in the future. She was pretty much exactly as you'd imagine somebody who buys The Secret: middle aged, orange-tanned Santa Barbara hippie. About half the room - primarily older women - were right up front by the crappy school district TV, nodding and murmuring along with the video; the rest of us were in the back intently visualizing a sudden power outage, or some decent catering for lunch.
For any who haven't seen it, the video is hilarious and used to be available for like five dollars on the website. It's probably more expensive now.