Hooper_X - 2007-11-29 I always kind of wanted, vaguely, to join the Masons, partially for the contacts and partially for the cool veneer of secrecy. This does very little to dissuade my interest. I mean, shit. Five percent off at some pasta bar? Kick ass!
coprolalia - 2007-11-29 An old guy wearing a belt buckle with the Masonic square/compass on it wanted to haggle with me at a garage sale over a three dollar TV. He didn't buy it.
Just think of all the fruity apron parties you'll get to attend with people just like that.
Adramelech - 2007-11-29 Safran is always decent for satire, but pointing out that secret societies and mystery schools have, traditionally, almost always had a public arm and harmless introductory levels is kind of rote.