Horse riding is great exercise, but it's not available to everyone!

This thing, on the other hand is just three hundred dollars! All the fun and excitement of straddling the dryer, in the privacy of your own living room!

I saw this thing in an anime full of fanservice, and I thought they'd just made it up to make the 9-year-old riding it look as dirty as possible. The fact that it's real makes it all so much worse.

Girls who ride horses generally have wonderful asses. It is with that in mind that I five star this clip and fully endorse this product.

There's an electronics shop in the local mall that has a bunch of these for people to try in the window display. Invariably the only people who try them are little girls. Extremely disturbing, to say the least.

They had one of these in the Miami airport. It gave a fantastic workout and was a giving lover.

"Horse riding is great exercise" -- for the horse. Laziness was the reason people started riding them in the first place.

mainly because I imagined how many fat women will buy this, thinking it will make them look like the models.

I don't entirely understand where the exercise aspect of it lies. Shouldn't you be doing... uh... something else?! Or have they discovered a totally George Jetson way to work out?

This is in Skymail catalog so I don't trust it.

I'm guessing it's another one of those female masturbation devices that tries to pass itself off as an alternate legitimate use.


I call it "masturbation laundering".

The only reason women ride them is because they secretly love getting their ass and vag pounded over and over again by a big sweaty meat monster.

I fucking hate horses.