|manfred - 2007-11-30 |
Wow, I just realized that the beginning of his name is almost like Mike Hunt.
|RockBolt - 2007-11-30 |
Thou shalt not take the Lords name in vain political stunts
|crote - 2007-11-30 |
Mike Huckabee, governor of Alaska.
|Dinky Patterson - 2007-11-30 |
It didn't really work in Dead Poets Society, either.
|Xiphias - 2007-11-30 |
God wants you to "take care" of marriage, if you know what He means.
|Hugo Gorilla - 2007-11-30 |
You think Democratic pundits got to spin this as insulting and cynical pandering to the GOP base before the Republican pundits spun that anyone finding fault in this stunt is a bible-bashing monster?
|wtf japan - 2007-11-30 |
God is totally in my top 5. Unfortunately He takes up three slots.
|Cap'n Profan!ty - 2007-11-30 |
Isn't there something about "bearing false witness" in that book of his?
|Roachbud - 2007-11-30 |
Leave Ceasar's unto Caesar, you deflated bitch.
|joyofdiscord - 2007-11-30 |
I haven't considered myself a Christian for about ten years, but somehow this still managed to offend the hell out of that awkward teenager somewhere inside of me who used to believe in deity.
Also, God likes to be called "Sir."
|Hooper_X - 2007-11-30 |
When he said that God had an important message for everyone, for half a second, I expected him to hold down the phone and go "LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!"
|EvilHomer - 2007-11-30 |
Awww, man. Mike probably had this whole big speech written out, and look what happens: by the time God finally shuts up and lets him get off the phone, his time is up and he has to leave the stage.
God can be such a dick sometimes.
|bang to buck ratio - 2007-11-30 |
God keeps interrupting him. Shh, God!
|Aubrey McFate - 2007-12-01 |
He took a one-minute joke and stretched it to awkward levels. Not good public speaking.
|kingarthur - 2007-12-01 |
God-dammit, America. Just...fuckin' hell.
|Blaise - 2007-12-01 |
Oh yeah, GOD also says we should start getting ready to suck the Mommy Party's dick come 2009.
|themilkshark - 2008-02-07 |
God doesn't seem to have a lot to say about all those darkies in East Jabib we've been blowing up
|baleen - 2008-05-17 |
Thank God he was shot down by Republicans who actually wanted to vote for God's Chosen Guy but voted for McCain for his electability instead!
|Wombles - 2009-05-18 |
God has everybody's number? BWAHAHAHA GET IT?!
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