manfred      Wow, I just realized that the beginning of his name is almost like Mike Hunt.
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RockBolt      Thou shalt not take the Lords name in vain political stunts
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crote Mike Huckabee, governor of Alaska.
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Dinky Patterson     It didn't really work in Dead Poets Society, either.
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Xiphias God wants you to "take care" of marriage, if you know what He means.
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Hugo Gorilla     You think Democratic pundits got to spin this as insulting and cynical pandering to the GOP base before the Republican pundits spun that anyone finding fault in this stunt is a bible-bashing monster?
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wtf japan      God is totally in my top 5. Unfortunately He takes up three slots.
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Cap'n Profan!ty     Isn't there something about "bearing false witness" in that book of his?
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Roachbud      Leave Ceasar's unto Caesar, you deflated bitch.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/17324246/matt_taibb i_on_mike_huckabee_our_favorite_rightwing_nut_job
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joyofdiscord      I haven't considered myself a Christian for about ten years, but somehow this still managed to offend the hell out of that awkward teenager somewhere inside of me who used to believe in deity.
Also, God likes to be called "Sir."
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Hooper_X      When he said that God had an important message for everyone, for half a second, I expected him to hold down the phone and go "LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!"
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EvilHomer      Awww, man. Mike probably had this whole big speech written out, and look what happens: by the time God finally shuts up and lets him get off the phone, his time is up and he has to leave the stage.
God can be such a dick sometimes.
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bang to buck ratio      God keeps interrupting him. Shh, God!
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Aubrey McFate He took a one-minute joke and stretched it to awkward levels. Not good public speaking.
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kingarthur      God-dammit, America. Just...fuckin' hell.
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Blaise      Oh yeah, GOD also says we should start getting ready to suck the Mommy Party's dick come 2009.
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themilkshark      God doesn't seem to have a lot to say about all those darkies in East Jabib we've been blowing up
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baleen     
Thank God he was shot down by Republicans who actually wanted to vote for God's Chosen Guy but voted for McCain for his electability instead!
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Wombles     God has everybody's number? BWAHAHAHA GET IT?!
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