EvilHomer This guy is the spitting image of my best friend from highschool.
Herr Matthias Five just for me finally figuring out where the hell that YTMND soundbite came from.
dueserpenti I had a roomate who was exactly like this. He eventually had a nervous breakdown and had to move back in with his mother, though I think a great deal of his anxiety came from the inability to acknowledge that he was gay.
Hooker Having played Counter-Strike for years, I can verify that Counter-Strike players are actually like this.