garcet71283 Not to be insensitive or anything, but I have to ask.
If you marry a conjoined twin, does the other one come as part of a package deal?
Aelric never happen. all conjoined twins are dykes.
HURF BLURF DUH But what if they're joined at a bad angle for... you know...?
EvilHomer According to the movie "Freaks", no. You only get the one you paid for, and the other one is free to get hitched to a different guy, or live out her life as a bitter, three-dozen-cats-owning spinster. That'd probably get real awkward, real quick, so best bet is to move to Utah and convince both of them to marry you.
EvilHomer Hurf Blurf- then you're fucked. Or rather, you're not.
Hooper_X Still less of a freakshow than Paris and Nicky.