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Desc:Host of the View (who doesn't know if the world is flat) thinks Christianity is the oldest religion.
Category:Religious
Tags:retarded, christianity, sherri shepherd, failure of American education system
Submitted:jaunch
Date:12/05/07
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Comment count is 60
Enjoy - 2007-12-05
Fact.
Roachbud - 2007-12-05
How did this dumbass get a job on a talk show? The only place on TV for her should be as Jerry's guest or a female wrastler (the a was intentional, douche).
EvilHomer - 2007-12-05
You misspelled "wrestler".

Caminante Nocturno - 2007-12-05
You also misspelled 'rassler.

Lindner - 2007-12-05
I think she'd make an excellent bouncer.

Dr Dim - 2007-12-05
She'd certainly bounce.

Turrican - 2007-12-05
For the record, they were discussing Epicurus. The Beeb has Alain de Botton, we have The View.

Jesus Wept.
IrishWhiskey - 2007-12-05
Like so many other conservative Christians, she bases her beliefs entirely on the Bible, without having a clue what it really says.


Jeff Fries - 2007-12-05
That is an insightful observation

baleen - 2007-12-05


I know Whoopi Goldberg is actually fairly intelligent, so she must be tearing herself to pieces inside.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-12-05
My hope is that she stays on the show until all the other women snap and kill her in a fit of rage, breaking apart the chairs to use as stakes before tying her up and feeding her to an actual lion (Jack Hanna would provide)

doc duodenum - 2007-12-05
I miss Rosie's insanity. ching-chong-ching-chong
Caminante Nocturno - 2007-12-05
I hate that woman.

I hate her so much.
TeenerTot - 2007-12-05
Of COURSE Jesus came first! He was burying "dinosaur bones" while Adam and Eve were frolicking in the garden!
Billy Buttsex - 2007-12-05
Oh, come on you guys. If you believe the bible like she obviously does, you believe in the trinity, which means that if God created the world, he existed before the Romans (in a metaphysical sense). I'm surprised that such an intelligent bunch of people (seriously. I'm not being sarcastic, and I'm talking about the ones who openly and intelligently discuss issues) don't know what the fuck she's talking about, and are so quick to jump on the "she's got her history all wrong DURR HURR" bandwagon.

IrishWhiskey - 2007-12-05
The Greeks had Christians that they threw to the lions? Before the time of Jesus? Jesus himself was around before Epicurus? This coming from the woman who had no clue whether the Earth was flat or not?

I know you feel the need to defend a fellow conservative Christian, but this one isn't talking metaphysics. She's just uses religion to validate her own stupidity.

EvilHomer - 2007-12-05
EGADS, BUTTSEX, YOU'RE RIGHT! And did you notice her sly allusions to St Augustine and 17th century eschatology? Or her subtle but barbed commentary on the role of ecumenism in the modern Pentecostal church?

Clearly, her comments about Greeks throwing Christians to the lions were meant allegorically- being the godless, bearded, child-raping savages that they were, they were METAPHYSICALLY feeding metaphysical Christians to metaphysical lions. It's all so simple, Jesus, why don't you guys understand?

Roachbud - 2007-12-05
The Greeks didn't rap children, they fucked little boys between their thighs and the boys liked it. It was an honor to get Aristotle's cum on their legs.

Roachbud - 2007-12-05
rape

HURF BLURF DUH - 2007-12-05
IDIOT she didn't say nothing was before GOD. She clearly said JESUS.

And if she believes in the BIBLE, then how in the fucking holy striped pogo sticking HELL could she have missed the whole Old Testament? You are as big of a fucking idiot as her for even trying to defend it.

Rudy - 2007-12-05
Also rape.

Aubrey McFate - 2007-12-05
Is this a troll, Mr. Buttsex? If it is, it sucks.

Billy Buttsex - 2007-12-05
Awww FUCK!!

You know, when I heard this the one time I listened to it, I could've sworn she was talking about the metphysical deal. Now I realize she's just retarded.

You guys are totally right.

Billy Buttsex - 2007-12-05
Jesus... in all seriousness, sorry you guys. You have no clue how dumb I feel this time. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'M SAYING IT, SO YOU KNOW I MEAN IT.

jaunch - 2007-12-05
We've all been there Billy, don't sweat it.

quantumcreep - 2008-09-23
So is Billy being all apologetic and friendly because this Chet fellow is threatening to ban him? I may be new to the site, but god damn, I've seen enough angry trolling and obnoxious comments to warrant the ban.

Andonyx - 2007-12-05
And Jesus was king of the...

King of the?

Come on now, you can get this one.

King of the....

Mz Goldberg? Care to help me out with this?
Pie Boy - 2007-12-31
GODBERRY

KING OF THE JUICE

bopeton - 2008-12-06
I was thinking "JUICE" too.

Hugo Gorilla - 2007-12-05
How can there be so much talking and nothing worth being heard is ever said on that show?
Menudo con queso - 2007-12-05
What's more, how is it that this show is consistently a national-headline-making, watercooler-discussion-topic-generating phenomenon?

afp3683 - 2007-12-05
Being a black woman who has to raise her kids, she doesn't have time to know things like the roundness of the Earth, or the history of her religion or culture.
x - 2007-12-05
I'd love to take an ax to that table.
HURF BLURF DUH - 2007-12-05
I know Whoopi Goldberg lost all integrity many countless moons ago, but it is still kind of sad to see her even putting up with this nonsense and not just standing up and saying you know what, fuck the paycheck I can't even listen to this shit anymore.
Hooper_X - 2007-12-05
someone please ask her what it means when we put "a.d." and "b.c." after dates.

that is all.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-12-05
After dinner and before cake?

Harveyjames - 2008-01-11
LOL

Randroid - 2007-12-05
Loathsome video, lovely commentary thread!
Xiphias - 2007-12-05
I think it's worth pointing out that the other gals just aren't having it.
Dinky Patterson - 2007-12-05
moron: a defective person having a mental capacity equivalent to that of a normal 8 to 12 year old and being able to do routine work under supervision; also: a stupid person.
theSnake - 2007-12-05
They should throw her to the Lions.

Also LOL@ the youtube comments: "This woman, Sherri Shepherd does what I thought was impossible. She actually makes Elizabeth Hasselbeck look smart."
halon - 2007-12-05
It makes me happy to think that she is very likely a sort of impossible paragon of stupid, and that there are oh so few people who actually think as she does.
Adramelech - 2007-12-05
I actually had to slam on the pause button around the one minute mark to recover my stamina enough to finish the clip. I have spent a great deal of my life studying all sorts of zany religious beliefs, metaphysical subjects and the people who follow them, but when shit like this comes out of someone's mouth I still feel like my brain was just tazed.
takewithfood - 2007-12-05
You, sir, are made of stronger stuff than I. I got squeamish and had to stop the clip with about 30 seconds left and I didn't work up the umph to watch the rest until I'd spent about an hour playing God Hand (it heals all wounds).

The difference between being IGNORANT and JUST FUCKING WRONG is whether or not you open your mouth.

Knuckles - 2007-12-05
If I were on that panel, I'd just say very loudly, "BC." If she ignored me, I'd keep saying it.

Assuming she knows what the BC dating system is. Which on second though, she may not.
Blaise - 2007-12-05
In 1,060,394 BC (around teatime) Jesus drove the dinosaurs out of Eden and put up the mother of all border fences.

citrusmirakel - 2007-12-05
Wow, okay, between this and "I don't know if the Earth is flat", I'm suddenly becoming a Sherri Shepherd fan. It's great watching ignorant, loudmouth retards actually come to grips with the fact that they don't know shit.

Also, I'm pretty sure if Whoopi wasn't there, she'd be fired, since it could be construed as offensive to have the only black woman on the panel to be "the really dumb one". That only works when your subgroup is 20 year olds - you can portray them as stupid as you like.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-12-05
God, this is like an onion news network skit.
Crucifried - 2007-12-06
"Hey, I have no idea what's going on, and I have something to say."

Runner Up:
"Hey everyone, I'd like to try to make everyone who believes in a higher power look like idiots by association. Ready?"
Testicles of Doom - 2007-12-12
One day, and I hope I see it when it happens, Whoopi Goldberg will drop kick her ass into the next fucking millenium.

Metaphysically, of course.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2007-12-26
You know how sometimes, you'll watch a video, and it'll just stun your brain so hard, you go utterly and completely blank? I think maybe it's a latent PSI mind-wipe sort of effect, like a mutant power or something. With some training by Professor X, this Sherri Shepherd person could perform a frontal lobotomy just by talking about religion.
phalsebob - 2008-01-11
So the Greeks threw Christians to the lions? Well the explain how Christ killed Dracula? Got ya.
Harveyjames - 2008-01-11
Whoopi Goldberg is such a nice lady. 'Not on paper!'.
rainbowcemetery - 2008-02-12
all your friends will let you down when you're a dumb sack of crap
Babies Ate My Dingo - 2008-05-01
Ow.
Princess v2.1 - 2008-06-01
JESUS CAME FIRST
buttnutt - 2008-07-02
this woman's doesn't even know her own religion

JESUS WAS A JEW THERE WERE NO CHRISTIANS UNTIL AFTER HE DIED
fluffy - 2008-08-25
I'm not sure whether to laugh more at the video or at the comments. So I'll just 5* them both.
foopants - 2008-09-10
It's sad that her cohosts try to save her from public embarrassment several times before she makes a fool of herself :(
Camonk - 2010-01-21
God I hate America. I want the terrorists to win.
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