Xenocide
The other guys went to the trouble of putting on costumes, meanwhile he can't even be bothered to wash his shirt. Make way for Captain White Trash!

IrishWhiskey
Wolverine's fine, its Spiderman's "wisecracking" that makes you throw the character off a cliff over and over again.

DrVital
But it's Videogame Intro week!

We have to celebrate!

baleen

no it isn't video game intro week. i liked the mental illness thing. this is why anarchy fails.

DrVital
It's certainly Video Game Intro morning.
You can't deny that.

FABIO2
I'm just sick of BAD videogame intros. Enough with the faggot RPG droppings, people.

Xenocide
We get it already, you hate RPGs that aren't designed by and for beardos in plastic viking helmets. You don't have to act like a Freeper at a Clinton rally about it.

FABIO2
Xenocide is drying out tears with his Advent Children collectible edition cloth fold out.

Caminante Nocturno
That's not true, FABIO.

lolcoolj
The game is fun, I used Spiderman and my buddy played as Wolverine. Then we played it all over again with Captain America and Blade. I love smash and grab games.

Triggerbaby
lolcoolj is a dirty liar. The only fun parts of this game are dressing Luke Cage in his 1970's-era costume and listening to some of Deadpool's sarcastic comments.

lolcoolj
Didn't you see the part where I said I love smash and grab games? I'm easily entertained, what can I say. Plus I wasn't working at the time and had to waste time. So BACK OFF!

SolRo
this one is realy depressing, because it's a next gen system, and you sorta expect the graphics to look at least a little like the intro these days, but it goes from this directly to a top down squad based thing with tiny graphics, it's just sad.

TypicalEllisProtagonist
You can dress him like Regular Thor. And also Beta Ray Bill. Which is awesome.

Caminante Nocturno
He can win if you play him in any of the Capcom games he was in.

takewithfood
Villains don't team up enough; they're always outnumbered. The thorn in Dr. Doom's side is the Fantastic Four. FOUR! And cloning yourself to even the odds never works, everybody knows that.

The truth is that losing by a narrow margin is actually a matter of survival for a super villain. They can't actually succeed and permanently kill their arch nemeses - that would likely end the comic, leaving the villain doomed to obscurity. Killing a hero is only safe if you can be sure that there is an easy and probably inexplicable way for them to be resurrected (it is usually - but not always - safe to somehow blame it on a skrull; bonus points if you come up with a new excuse that somehow goes against canon). Villains must also remain interesting and relevant by constantly coming up with new - and preferably nefarious, but I'll also accept devious or diabolical - schemes to destroy the heroes, or risk becoming boring, which leads to being written out of the storyline and replaced with newer, grittier, more "X-treme" villains that are supposed to, but ultimately don't appeal to today's youth.

So, every time a super villain says "I'll get you next time!" s/he is really thinking "Hey, that went well."

zatojones
"Villains don't team up enough" That was the premise behind Wanted - which sucked by the way. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

Big Name Celebrity
No shit. Remember the one where Colossus- minus one arm and one leg- is STILL trying to get at Doom? That was worth the whole shitty game to me.

And even if you like top-down squad smash-n-grabs, X-Men Legends II was still better than this clusterfuck.