FatFatuousNation He even makes zombie noises when he's trying to talk!
KillerGazebo That's commonly referred to as German.
theFlu oh man, he's like a Pink Horror from Warhammer!
...here's his stats:
M WS BS S T W I A Ld Pts
Pink Horror 4 4 0 4 4 1 3 2 8 18
"When a Pink horror is killed, it is removed and replaced by two Blue horrors, these are added to the horrors unit and fill out the back ranks."
Ghoul Oh no! Horrors have the Uncontrollable Mutation special rule. If he manages to kill you, you become a horror too!
I hope he is not in too much physical pain. That just looks unbearable.
dueserpenti It doesn't hurt by itself, but having your body forced into weird and awkward positions all the time will eventually become painful. He does indeed suffer greatly, I'm sure.
fluffy Constant writhing appears to be good for weight loss. Bad for everything else though.
Blaise Good for muscle tone too, that guy was ripped.