I hope this is a story they revisited a substantial amount of times.

DAY 23 OF FAT DOG WATCH: CANINE IN CRISIS

STATUS: STILL FAT

Seemed to work okay for the hippo.

I like how this dog's weight-loss plan involves dropping it in the water and having it barely manage to swim to the other side without drowning. If fear of death won't burn calories, what will?

Completely Unrelated: my next door neighbor is Chinese, and continually sings off-key in Mandarin. I can hear him almost every night, but I'm not sure how to knock on their door and bring up the subject. Does anyone have a suggestion on how to handle this without looking like an uncultured asshole?

There is just so much wrong with this clip.

I want a fat pool dog. And a pool.

That dog has better health care than you do.

It's the Homer Simpson of dogs.

the practice of dropping life-threateningly obese dogs in swimming pools is known as "waterbuzzing"

Miss Piggy 2007

Mostly, I just loved the dog's FAT PANT at the beginning

"it's the sound of an animal struggling to shed years of horrible nutrition"

Can you imagine how horrible a wet fat dog smells?

A STRICT DIET OF BEER AND DOUGHNUTS

A friend of mine actually had a dog that looked a lot like this. The dog ate pretty much anything it could get it's mouth on, and it didn't help that everything his owner ate she gave half to the dog, or more. Like, she would go to restraunts and gets something for the dog. The dog would eat anything though, it loved eating out of the cat litter box. Once, I dropped some food on the floor...almost. The dog, from across the room, made it near me, and the vaccum-like ability of it's mouth made sure the foor never hit the floor. Also, it ate an entire box of andes mints I had in my room. When I say the whole box, I don't mean it ate all the candies. It nate the wrappers and most of the box, too.