|Albuquerque Halsey |
With the voices of Billy Crystal, Gilda Radner and Harry Shearer. Directed by Steven Lisberger. (Tron)
Couldn't even make it through clip one.
Brad Bird worked on this? What, was he twelve?
I can't go on. I know you wanted one star, but 5 stars for the YT furries gushing about how this was the greatest film of all time, the fat jokes, and the "ching-chong Jap" duck at the start of part 2.
|Mike Tyson?! |
I saw this movie dozens of time as a kid, I am happy I did not become a furry.
that was my same thought. i watched this at least once a year and never got a boner. all these years later i find out there were people who did.
also +3 for nostalgia
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
Time for a Search Term Safari!
I saw this as a kid and didn't much care for it. The concept of bobsledding octopi earns it an extra star.
Pretty passable overall, a previous roommate compelled me to watch it once. Bear in mind this was produced at a time when "furry" didn't really mean much more than "something with fur".
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Dude, these mascots all suck.
ps I have never even heard of this. Maybe it was mentioned on POE but I just forgot. I am equally horrified and fascinated. It's a bad enough idea, but they didn't even bother to make this funny. I guess they thought Olympic fever would just carry it?
An Olympic that nobody watched. The 1980 Olympics were boycotted due to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.
My god, but I had awful taste as a kid. 3 stars for the nostalgia that nonetheless seems to be attached to it.
3 stars because I remember watching this alot as a kid (used to run it all the time on the old Disney Channel)
2 stars for the potential of this starting Cartoon Furry Week.
Holy shit, I haven't seen this since I was like, 8. HBO used to show it continually, then the movie kinda disappeared off the face of the earth. It's not THAT bad. I mean, especially when compared with what passes for kids cartoon movies now.
I think my favorite part was the surfer dude otter and the trippy sequence he gets. I also kind of dug the ice hockey thing with the pigs/boars whatever and the ostriches.
Well, to be truthful none of the creaters gave a shit about it. The movie's entire purpose was to bankroll TRON.
Watched this a billion times as a kid.
These stars are for nostalgia. Not for furry wanking.
|A Jumping Spider! |
What the fuck is this shit?
|Caminante Nocturno |
Man, but I hated this thing as a kid.
|Binro the Heretic |
Even as a kid, I didn't much care for this movie. I wasn't interested in sports, for one thing, and for another thing, the inconsistency of the art direction bothered me. I watched it once and all I can really remember are a couple of painful musical numbers and chintzy animation.
You can tell this film was the product of many different people who had very little collaboration and communication with one another. They must have farmed the animation out to several different studios.
The characters with animal heads on human bodies really creeped me out when I was a kid. They meshed poorly with the more cartoon-like characters and the characters who looked almost like real animals.
When I first found out about furry culture, I knew, in the back of my mind, this movie must be somehow responsible.
seriously, what the fuck is this?
Five stars for sheer Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
I watched this a ton as a kid. We had a VHS we taped from tv of it. I'm amazed I didn't become a furry. I'm amazed also that I used to find this utterly entertaining as a kid.
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