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Desc:Holy cow.
Category:Classic TV Clips, Educational
Tags:maury, paternity test, just damn, women of loose virtue
Submitted:Rodents of Unusual Size
Date:12/17/07
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Comment count is 56
citrusmirakel
All right, this is an official state of emergency. There are NO other clips linked to the "women of loose virtue" tag, which needs to be remedied immediately.
Testicles of Doom
Seconded.

Also, if I was the SEVENTEENTH man to be tested, I'd be nervous. You'd *think* that the odds are against you.

bopeton
Gambler's fallacy. Odds are the same no matter the order of the tests.

Comatose2
This isn't roulette or a coin toss. More like blackjack. The odds in blackjack DO change as cards are played from the shoe, and the previous paternity tests are like counting cards.

drcrypt
The eleventh guy just seemed so prophetic when he said there'd be 12, 13, 20...

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=12904
Xenocide
DON'T JUDGE HER.
IrishWhiskey
Without mocking judgment and schadenfreude, Maury wouldn't have a show.

Innocent Bystander
*flomp*
Steebis
I like the one old white dude in the line up, he's just so incredibly happy and surrounded by frowns.
Hooper_X
I want to know what his deal is - he looks like Presidential Candidate Mike Gravel.

Enjoy
I thought it was Jimmy Kimmel's security guard.

manfred
Ric Flair. And somebody even does the "Woooooooo" at 0:21.

boner
Leonard J. Crabs?

soci-o-path
Cliff Yablonski, obviously.

kingofthenothing
I thought maybe that was a fake, like they just needed a token white guy in the line up to make it look more diverse.

glasseye
Loose lips sink ships... but boost ratings.
ZawBanjito
Sweet Jesus! No, I'm serious... the only way she can save herself now is claim God was her baby daddy.
Randroid
Extra star for shitty quality making the host appear to be Jerry Orbach in the first 5 seconds of face time.
Camonk
Curtis: Well, Lenny, what do you think?

Briscoe: Who's your daddy now?

BA dum dadadad DAAAA werwerweooooow

Adramelech
Maury has progressively changed editing over the years to optimize the amount of times we see grown women run off stage, crying. I hope that's all the show is by 2012.
Caminante Nocturno
That's the worst Megaman boss select screen I've ever seen.
Screwtape

5 starring your comment.


waxeater
Great clip, better comment.

Rovin
Best comment ever.

Aelric
Much better comment than the obvious Brady Bunch reference I had planed.

Frank Rizzo
you win

anvill
I don't wanna fight Dark Man fifteen times!

revdrew
I knew that was reminding me of something.

Aernaroth2
Get equipped with uncontrollable laughter!

RandomFerret
Well, now when I make an ultimate mortal kombat 3 reference, everybody's gonna think I'm biting.

Gwago
You've earned each of these 5 stars, my friend.

Magical Man from Happy-Land
MMMMFF NUM NUM YOUR BALLS TASTE SO GOOD IN MY MOUTH CAMINANTE MMMMMMM

Keefu
MMMMFF NUM NUM YOUR BALLS TASTE SO GOOD IN MY MOUTH CAMINANTE MMMMMMM

Quad9Damage
The white guy is the Dr. Wily stage.


Billy Buttsex
Wall of shame
Maggot Brain
I'm the baby's daddy.
phalsebob
Little Loquassia feels better when mommy rolls around on the floor in front of 150 strangers. She knows she's got a future.

Sorry, I'm gonna use an emoticon.

:(
Operation Cornflakes
"It's the story, of a slutty lady..."

Roachbud
She's a whore for fame too
Frank Rizzo
wtf is Uncle Frank doing there?
charmlessman
Shouldn't there be a blank spot with a question mark up in the top left corner so she can select it and it'll just pick a dude at random?
bopeton
Just putting my vote under your comment because it's as awesome as the Megaman one, but somehow completely overshadowed by it.

Mother Lumper
The white dude is the best because he can morph into all the other guys.

Pie Boy
Your comment is my indie sanctuary because the Megaman comment sold out and now it's not cool.

keinsignal
WELCOME... TO THE STAGE OF HISTORY

Repomancer
It was probably someone who commented here. Fess up.
Frank Rizzo
Uncle frank was actually the father.

fluffy
I wonder if the lady doesn't know how babies are actually made and so the producers just grab random guys off the street who they know aren't the father.
gambol
It's hard to win when the board is filled with nothing but Whammies.
John Holmes Motherfucker
I don't care who you are, those paternity tests on Maury can really grab you as suspenseful drama However, once you get past potential father number6... forget it, it just isn't going to happen.
Pookles
Can we try to find more of these and link them together as a multipart video?
Parts 1-10, 10-20, etc
caseyt
I wouldn't judge her if she had been forced into hooking or if it were 6 or less.... but 17 f-ing paternity tests?! That says something about you.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Paternity tests are TV gold. I don't care who you are, if you have blood in your veins, the drama is built in, and you're going to get caught up if you keep watching. Is Maury helping these people or exploiting them? How the fuck do I know? Do you think I can read minds though the TV? All I know is: TV GOLD!
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