All right, this is an official state of emergency. There are NO other clips linked to the "women of loose virtue" tag, which needs to be remedied immediately.
Gambler's fallacy. Odds are the same no matter the order of the tests.
This isn't roulette or a coin toss. More like blackjack. The odds in blackjack DO change as cards are played from the shoe, and the previous paternity tests are like counting cards.
The eleventh guy just seemed so prophetic when he said there'd be 12, 13, 20...
DON'T JUDGE HER.
|Innocent Bystander |
I like the one old white dude in the line up, he's just so incredibly happy and surrounded by frowns.
Loose lips sink ships... but boost ratings.
Sweet Jesus! No, I'm serious... the only way she can save herself now is claim God was her baby daddy.
Extra star for shitty quality making the host appear to be Jerry Orbach in the first 5 seconds of face time.
Maury has progressively changed editing over the years to optimize the amount of times we see grown women run off stage, crying. I hope that's all the show is by 2012.
|Caminante Nocturno |
That's the worst Megaman boss select screen I've ever seen.
|Billy Buttsex |
Wall of shame
|Maggot Brain |
I'm the baby's daddy.
Little Loquassia feels better when mommy rolls around on the floor in front of 150 strangers. She knows she's got a future.
Sorry, I'm gonna use an emoticon.
|Operation Cornflakes |
"It's the story, of a slutty lady..."
She's a whore for fame too
|Frank Rizzo |
wtf is Uncle Frank doing there?
Shouldn't there be a blank spot with a question mark up in the top left corner so she can select it and it'll just pick a dude at random?
The white dude is the best because he can morph into all the other guys.
It was probably someone who commented here. Fess up.
I wonder if the lady doesn't know how babies are actually made and so the producers just grab random guys off the street who they know aren't the father.
It's hard to win when the board is filled with nothing but Whammies.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I don't care who you are, those paternity tests on Maury can really grab you as suspenseful drama However, once you get past potential father number6... forget it, it just isn't going to happen.
Can we try to find more of these and link them together as a multipart video?
Parts 1-10, 10-20, etc
I wouldn't judge her if she had been forced into hooking or if it were 6 or less.... but 17 f-ing paternity tests?! That says something about you.
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