themilkshark 
Terrible.
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Randroid
Suntory time!
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Xenocide
Your attempts to make wine coolers appear manly are futile.
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Aelric
that isn't Bruce Willis, it's Bruno!
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Dinky Patterson
I wonder if the "Viva Viagra" people tried to get him for their ad.
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theFlu
"...when did it become the highest honor to sell-out?
Because it seems my disapproval of BRUCE WILLIS, and BRUCE WILLIS' greedy antics is the stuff of contempt amongst a population of faceless pseudo-intellectuals playing Devil's Advocate - or, are just utterly useless champions of BRUCE WILLIS who can't fathom 'good taste,' and will go on to live a modern day yuppie's existence, until death comes to save them.
If any of you give me shit because I don't think it's good for BRUCE WILLIS, with talent, to utterly decimate HIS reputation via incredibly awful marketing ploys, then you are indeed massively compatible, arrogant faggots."
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Aelric just bring it down a notch.
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snothouse
"It's wet and it's dry" has to be the most unappealing slogans for a drink.
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klingerbgoode
serenading a dog about wine coolers.
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helicopter cats
This also secretly appears at the end of my 'Jackie Rogers Jr. $100,000 Jackpot Wad' submission.
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doc duodenum
Did anyone else think he would have beautiful children with Demi?
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1394
As bad as Hudson Hawk.
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Big Name Celebrity
Nostalgia +5
So I'm in fourth grade, right, and it's study hour or some other damn thing where the entire class is sitting quietly at their desks, right?
Someone starts humming this. Within a few seconds about five people are singing the lead part with the rest of us hitting the chorus in perfect harmony.
Repeat, of course. Every day for a week, of course.
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