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Desc:This week on Zero Punctuation, Mass Effect
Category:Video Games, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:bioware, mass effect, zero punctuation, Yahtzee, kotor
Submitted:RockBolt
Date:12/20/07
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Comment count is 31
Monchiles Monchiles - 2007-12-20
Loses one star because, while extremely entertaining, it just doesn't feel like a very informative review.
ZawBanjito - 2007-12-20
Mass Erect.
Aelric - 2007-12-20
basically how i felt about it. not a bad game, but i sold my 360 after i played it, if that tells you anything.

to me, that tells me absolutely nothing.
SolRo - 2007-12-20
bought a 360 just to play it, no regrets.

citrusmirakel - 2007-12-20
Fuck, now that's weird.

I usually watch ZP on the Escapist's site, and starting last week, the videos have a giant ad layover on them, yet surprisingly, the embed on poeTV doesn't have this.

I am five-starring this fact alone.
Adramelech - 2007-12-20
I like how at the three minute mark Yahtzee basically says he didn't play much of the game and this isn't really a review. Have to admire honesty, I guess.
FABIO2 - 2007-12-20
Totally, and don't get me started on the start to crate article not being informative reviews of ma vidya gaymes.

Fecund - 2007-12-20
I'm sure it's probably an amazing game once you get past the 6-hour hump.

Adramelech - 2007-12-20
At the end of the day, the guy's getting paid to review games. Writing a movie review that is three minutes of gay/dick jokes and things from the trailer, then saying "oh lol i only watched like 30 minutes of this w/e" may be kinda funny, but it's ultimately pointless.

SolRo - 2007-12-20
I think he got through the main story, skipping as much as possible, because the whole sex scene thing is right before the final mission.

It's a realy fun game if you like sci-fi writing and enjoy well developed charecters (not that kind of developed, idiot).



Though I do agree that the vehicle sucks, I don't like the driving parts 9/10 times you have to do it.

fourthguy - 2007-12-20
He's being paid to be entertaining, not informative.

MK_Ultra - 2007-12-20
I don't even really play games anymore. Come to think of it I haven't played a console game in two years or so. I don't know anything about this game whatsoever, yet I've watched every single one of these. Dude's just funny, don't worry about it.

Adramelech - 2007-12-20
I liked the Mako parts a lot more after I realized you could use R3 to zoom in from impossible distances.

Xenocide - 2007-12-20
There's a million places to go for straight-up game reviews. Yahtzee's here to be funny.

Caminante Nocturno - 2007-12-20
Always good choices for music. Always.
Yellow Lantern - 2007-12-20
Agreed. I laughed as soon as I heard "A Little Less Conversation." I enjoyed the game, but everything he says is fair.

Xenocide - 2007-12-20
Toothpaste of love.
StanleyPain - 2007-12-20
He forgot to mention how your character (uber space soldier that he/she is) starts out with weaponry you CAN'T use because you're not "trained in it" yet.
SolRo - 2007-12-20
you can, you'll just be bad with it, because this is an RPG, and has progression...and, fuck, why do I bother explaining this stuff to idiots.

Yellow Lantern - 2007-12-20
Yeah, I never got that. EVERY single character comes with the same 4-weapon set, and most of them are only even capable of learning how to use TWO of them at the most.

IrishWhiskey - 2007-12-20
Every character CAN use every weapon, you just get damage and accuracy boosts with them only in certain classes.

What on earth is so confusing about that? Its an RPG, why would you expect a soldier and an engineer to be equally good at all weapons?

Xenocide - 2007-12-20
But he's a space marine, that means he must be flawlessly skilled at every weapon ever devised by man from the second he picks them up! It only makes sense!

glasseye - 2007-12-20
Yahtzee rules, even if we disagree.
Bisekrankas - 2007-12-20
Yathzee is awesome, but he dislikes Planescape Torment, which make me sad.
Camonk - 2007-12-20
It's a good thing he's funny, since this fact basically renders all of his opinions about video games worthless.

themilkshark - 2007-12-21
I'm bored with these reviews.
kthorjensen - 2007-12-21
titty
Ashkihyena - 2007-12-21
I love this guy, granted, I'm sure sooner or later I'll buy Mass Effect, but this guy is just so damn funny.
Pie Boy - 2007-12-21
Dalek in the dick-waving competition gets five stars.
Random_Hajile - 2007-12-22
Weird, I may actually buy this game based on this review.
Pillager - 2007-12-22
Quite funny, but minus 1 star for lynching Oblivion.
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