Monchiles Monchiles - 2007-12-20
Loses one star because, while extremely entertaining, it just doesn't feel like a very informative review.
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ZawBanjito - 2007-12-20
Mass Erect.
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Aelric - 2007-12-20
basically how i felt about it. not a bad game, but i sold my 360 after i played it, if that tells you anything.
to me, that tells me absolutely nothing.
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citrusmirakel - 2007-12-20
Fuck, now that's weird.
I usually watch ZP on the Escapist's site, and starting last week, the videos have a giant ad layover on them, yet surprisingly, the embed on poeTV doesn't have this.
I am five-starring this fact alone.
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Adramelech - 2007-12-20
I like how at the three minute mark Yahtzee basically says he didn't play much of the game and this isn't really a review. Have to admire honesty, I guess.
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FABIO2 - 2007-12-20 Totally, and don't get me started on the start to crate article not being informative reviews of ma vidya gaymes.
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Adramelech - 2007-12-20 At the end of the day, the guy's getting paid to review games. Writing a movie review that is three minutes of gay/dick jokes and things from the trailer, then saying "oh lol i only watched like 30 minutes of this w/e" may be kinda funny, but it's ultimately pointless.
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SolRo - 2007-12-20 I think he got through the main story, skipping as much as possible, because the whole sex scene thing is right before the final mission.
It's a realy fun game if you like sci-fi writing and enjoy well developed charecters (not that kind of developed, idiot).
Though I do agree that the vehicle sucks, I don't like the driving parts 9/10 times you have to do it.
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Adramelech - 2007-12-20 I liked the Mako parts a lot more after I realized you could use R3 to zoom in from impossible distances.
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Xenocide - 2007-12-20 There's a million places to go for straight-up game reviews. Yahtzee's here to be funny.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2007-12-20
Always good choices for music. Always.
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Xenocide - 2007-12-20
Toothpaste of love.
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StanleyPain - 2007-12-20
He forgot to mention how your character (uber space soldier that he/she is) starts out with weaponry you CAN'T use because you're not "trained in it" yet.
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SolRo - 2007-12-20 you can, you'll just be bad with it, because this is an RPG, and has progression...and, fuck, why do I bother explaining this stuff to idiots.
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Yellow Lantern - 2007-12-20 Yeah, I never got that. EVERY single character comes with the same 4-weapon set, and most of them are only even capable of learning how to use TWO of them at the most.
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Xenocide - 2007-12-20 But he's a space marine, that means he must be flawlessly skilled at every weapon ever devised by man from the second he picks them up! It only makes sense!
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glasseye - 2007-12-20
Yahtzee rules, even if we disagree.
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Bisekrankas - 2007-12-20
Yathzee is awesome, but he dislikes Planescape Torment, which make me sad.
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themilkshark - 2007-12-21
I'm bored with these reviews.
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kthorjensen - 2007-12-21
titty
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Ashkihyena - 2007-12-21
I love this guy, granted, I'm sure sooner or later I'll buy Mass Effect, but this guy is just so damn funny.
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Pie Boy - 2007-12-21
Dalek in the dick-waving competition gets five stars.
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Random_Hajile - 2007-12-22
Weird, I may actually buy this game based on this review.
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Pillager - 2007-12-22
Quite funny, but minus 1 star for lynching Oblivion.
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