Insta-classic

What's that guy saying at the end? "Sometimes when you try dangerous maneuvers"? That's about the best way this could have turned out.

"Well, sometimes when you take high-risk maneuvers..."

You know, it's probably for the best.

"Hey, guys? I think he's dead. I'm pretty sure about it, anyway."

"Well, I'm not breaking character for anything!"

See, this is the perfect video to watch on Christmas morning.

Score one for Darwin.

Things would have turned out great if only he hadn't missed.

i think he fucking jumped

After he hits, does his head bounce back up and hit the table from beneath? And does that break a piece off the table? I think that's what I'm seeing.

CLUNK!

FAIL DIFFERENT

And at no point did he even consider that he should have duct taped a pillow to his knees to avoid getting a grass-stain on his pants.

Score

One small step for man, one giant leap for white trash.

nothing says "going places" like hip surgery scars earned in a wrestling stunt you failed to pull off in the back yard of someone's ramshackle rancher

So....you think hes going to jump?

He's dead!!! Break out the banjos - h'yuk!

And in the end, nothing of value was lost.

the complete and utter lack of concern from the crowd is what makes this. i'm pretty sure they all expected and were hoping for exactly that outcome.

Dude, are you OK?

Perfection.