After creationism, cretinism?

This can't be real.

Roslyn Chapel bullshit at 8:00. All roads lead to universal crazy.

"Going down, down, down to the very center of the earth..."

the REALLY nutty professor. jesus christ, this is stupider than the drugs support terrorism ads!

I'm so sorry Portland Philharmonic Girls Choir

Various groups have been at this for years.

It makes little sense to do, even from a conspiratorial/hidden science perspective. If you're from that school of thought, obviously you're going to believe that there is a massive cover-up ongoing and you'll be monitored, arrested or killed by lizardmen rather than just sailing right in. Also Byrd's work, etc..

I also like how an inner earth/underworld is a feature of virtually every ancient mythology and world religion in existence and the one example they pull up is Roslyn Chapel New Age pap.

I love how Brooks progresses from science to theory to complete assumption to moonbat to Rosslin Chapel.

these idiots are going to fucking freeze to death trying to find a hole

It's like a program from Bizzaro-Earth Discovery channel.

Talk Show Host:
One of the highest callings there are.

I want a modern day League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with Brooks Agnew, David Icke, the Project Grizzly guy, the Time Cube guy, and Whitley Streiber. I could think of a few others to add.

Also, THE GREATEST GEOGRAPHICAL EXPEDITION IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

He's been watching too much "Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea".

"There were geometrical forms for which an Euclid could scarcely find a name -- cones of all degrees of irregularity and truncation; terraces of every sort of provocative disproportion; shafts with odd bulbous enlargements; broken columns in curious groups; and five-pointed or five-ridged arrangements of mad grotesqueness."

Gravity centers in the crust. OK. Cool.

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows that there's plenty of underground civilizations from Ancient Egypt in the Arctic but a hollow earth? Someone's been spending a little bit too much time with his nitrous oxide.

The fool, the Deros will get him before he has a chance to go down far enough.

He had me at gigantism.