He's just passive-aggressively threatening to kill himself if you don't vote for him.
Do you want that on your conscience America? DO YOU?!?
Yes. I'd sleep well knowing I'd kept America safe.
Okay, so just today he pointed to two dead birds he shot while hunting, and said (his actual, no kidding, quote):
"Don't get in my way," Huckabee said while pointing to the three dead birds.
"This is what happens…You vote for me, you live. You don't…there you go."
I may have been too generous in thinking it was suicide he was threatening.
Exactly theFlu! Just before that Huckabee had said:
"Hey, you know what would be a really stupid thing to say on TV?"
|Dinky Patterson |
I wouldn't be surprised if he recently watched The Godfather: Part II.
What a maroon.
Oh how I hate politics.
he wasn't saying they should, just that they should feel like badly for having spend so much money without being that much further a head him.
+5 for you tards.
you should watch this clip with Linkin Park playing in the background
|Billy Buttsex |
OH MY GOD, MIKE HUCKABEE TOTALLY RULES
I'm imagining PC college students and soccer moms all over the US wretching in pain because they heard him say something that wasn't sensitive. I love you, Mike.
If the Republicans put up this atavistic moron, the Democrats wouldn't even break a sweat crushing him
Ladies and gentlemen, the future president of the United States! Let's all give the impending apocalypse a BIG HAND!
|Aubrey McFate |
I'd never vote for him in a million years, but I actually thought he was a decently witty guy. What the hell, Mike?
"It's like, my opponents, should they find themselves not in the position of the top three Republican candidates, despite all their best efforts, if they're still continuing to run, I imagine them just lying there in the bathtub, adrift in a sea of blood and regret, just contemplating the colossal failure they have made of their lives, and how they campaign against urges when they KNOW they feel those urges themselves, especially after the weight loss, but it makes them weep so loudly when they just THINK about these urges that they need to feel something else, even if it is Janet's bread knife softly splitting their skin, and turning the bathwater into a darker shade of pink.
...is what I imagine my opponents would be thinking."
Let me just say that I certainly hope this is not the last video to be submitted with those tags.
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