Orcadians, nae Scots, ye fuggin bastards.
Extensive news article from the Washington Post about the ba' here:
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/why-we-compete/2007/12/traditio n.html

I can only wonder what they'd sound like after having a stroke.

There are rules to this?

YAY SPORTS

I thought they spoke English in Scotland.

FFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUMB!!

where're the spitting cobras?

What...

It must smell lovely in the center of that scrum.

I would be a Doonie.