For more fun, elephant has sex with a human lady on his back:
TIL Male elephants have two identical trunks.
|a flaming monkey |
The conception of a rhinophaunt is a terrible thing to behold.
a flaming monkey
...probably should be elephoceros, since the elephant is the father.
Binro the Heretic
It's probably a male rhino, too.
There were cases of orphaned elephant calves transplanted to game reserves who grew up and took to raping rhinos because they hadn't been raised in the presence of adult elephants.
In extreme cases, rhinos who spurned the elephants' advances where attacked and sometimes killed.
Well an elephant married a Rhino,
And their kids are the strangest that I know.
All the people that saw 'um
said, "Hey, whatchu call them?"
I had to reply, "Elephino."
That makes a liger. Trust me.
A rhinophaunt is pretty much my favorite animal.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
|Angel Carver |
I once saw a wallaby f*** a kangaroo on a preserve in Tasmania.
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