We inlt have time ti save them fight or do something else that starts with an F
Get your incoherent ass outta here
|Caminante Nocturno |
Oh, I remember this episode. I'm still wondering how they got away with airing it in the first place.
Double Teaming the Baroness... HOT!
NOT CARAMEL! BUTTERSCOTCH!
I need to go take care of something...
Oh man, I'm jacking it so hard right now.
I'm not sure he thought that rescue plan through very well. The only thing that saved him was the fact the enemies were even dumber.
I would have called knocking off the leader of a terrorist organization at the cost of one rank of file member of the group specifically formed to stop said terrorist group a pretty good trade.
No, the Joes didn't want to get rid of Cobra Commander. He was predictable, easy to follow, and he was utterly incapable of setting up proper training camps where his terrorist recruits could learn how to shoot. If he was killed, there'd be a power vacuum, and the instability in COBRA's leadership might result in much more dangerous threat down the road. Cobra Commander was a front, a public face, a reliable tool to be used y the suits in Washington, not enough of a threat to really matter but just enough of a threat to keep the public scared and the media happy. So he always gets away.
Menudo con queso
Wow, somebody get EvilHomer a job at the RAND Corportation, those are rock-solid analytical skills he's got.
Exactly. Serpentor? Nearly killed Duke. Destro? Ambitious, ruthless, and Scottish. And the Baroness? Hell, can you imagine how many recruits would be flocking to COBRA if SHE was in charge? We'd be having PSAs on the proper way to freebase cocaine and cheat on the GRE exam within two weeks of a Baroness-dominated terrorist organization.
|Innocent Bystander |
"This is disgusting."
But it feels so good!
...and here I've been trying to remember if I was old enough to masturbate when G.I. Joe was on the air...
baroness looks exactly like my girlfriend... ROLE PLAYING???
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
My respect for this show just skyrocketed.
I'll be in the bathroom for 30 minutes.
This is why Al Queda will fail, BinLadin doesn't have a sexy lieutenant who runs around candyland in a bikini.
Poor girl. I bet she's forced to shoot guns in her skimpies all day long.
Doh. That was supposed to be a reply to theFlu. Stupid computers.
actually, she DOES shoot guns with me... by her own choice! Though, she won't wear the American Flag Bikini I keep pushing
but seriously: the baroness looks exactly like her, so use your imagination if you'd like - I'm not a jealous lover
I'll admit I never stooped so low as to use a marker to draw some lips on my thumb and curled up index finger then draw some glasses over the lips and call it "my girlfriend", let alone compare that "girlfriend" to a character from "GI Joe"
|Maggot Brain |
Why is Baroness in a bikini?
The same reason Flint's in a sweater vest?
(they were all abducted off-duty by a mysterious retard who put them in his demented funhouse of candy and torture. i'm gonna go shave my beard now.)
God DAMN, I loved this cartoon growing up. It still holds up pretty well, 20 years later.
|Billy the Poet |
The epithet "decadent pig" stings somewhat less when slung by a woman dressed like Kelly Ireland.
Cobra Commander's got such a weird voice. He must look like Don Knotts under there. No wonder he wears that hood.
|Aggro Craig |
I could have sworn this resubmit was different than the original...
It is. WAY different. And way worse.
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