whenever my girlfriend tries to convince me that the HP series is "actually pretty good," I'm going to make her watch this
|Monchiles Monchiles |
I don't know whether to give this one star for being awful or five stars for being awful. So here's three.
Four, because I'm pretty sure the girl in the red shorts, while decidedly a nerd, had some less-than-hideous legs.
One step closer to be as nerdy as a renaissance fair.
-1 star for absence of pointy hat.
The "agile" snitch's awkward run, complete with jean shorts and one unmoving arm, makes this for me.
|Doctor Arcane |
I suspect this could lead to some unpleasant groin injuries.
This is a stupid sport.
steroids need Extreme Thunderball
This would be harmless, but is ruined by Vassar Jesus' self-delight.
I can almost hear him: "Hey guys! What's up? Hey, it's totally cool if you guys want to stay up and have a good time, but there is a noise curfew in the dorms, so if you could just cool it down a little, that'd be awesome!"
get a haircut you privileged beardo.
Actually, that bearded freak is a friend of mine who grew up in a shit town with his single working mother and got into Vassar because he's smarter than you. Prick.
Although you'd never suspect it from all that broomstick riding.
All these college students, yet none of them can figure out that the game would be more practical without broomsticks.
Is Vassar not a girls' school anymore or is that the ugliest bearded lesbian ever?
If may step up in defense of nerds, these are NOT nerds. They're clearly faggots. Big difference, in my opinion.
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|andru strange |
i didn't know vassar still existed.
Quiddich: The only game where one of the participants is told to run away from the field as fast as possible.
It's just too bad he's supposed to reappear every 10 minutes. It would be better if the "Snitch" had access to a car.
College kids who read Harry Potter should be smacked in the head and given a real book
liberal arts nerds!
No wonder Lisa Simpson considered it a last resort.
Oh yeah, and:
I AM A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL
I AM A DESTROYER OF WORLDS
I AM HARRY FUCKING POTTER
I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!
I prefer Australian rules quiddich. That's where you get one of those superballs with the LEDs inside, go into a dark room, and then whip it at your friend's head as hard as you can.
Well, the day an Aussie can't hit another person's head with a thrown blunt object, even in no-light conditions, well...that's the day Hell freezes over.
Finally, a sport Vassar can win.
That little self-conscious group laugh there at the end after everyone says 'snatch the sneetch'. I bet they make that laugh at least five hundred times per match. Every time anyone uses a term from the book, every time someone scores, constantly.
5 stars for the spectacle of grown men pretending to ride a broom in public.
If you want to bring the sport to life and give it some zaz, play it with motocross bikes.
|Dinky Patterson |
The day this game was played would've been Kurt Vonnegut's 85th birthday.
I'm happy he didn't live to see this, then.
I would volunteer to be the snitch in a heartbeat. Then I would run away and not come back for three hours. Then when I came back, I'd have a concealed taser.
|elm axo |
a) you'r all beaters
b) none of you have any balls
I think 99% of Harry Potter fans have completely missed the point of Quidditch being a nonsense, unplayable sport.
|Doctor Arcane |
Wait, when did Vassar start letting in guys?
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