Thundercougarfalconbird 
GHET DAT BAWH
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fluffy
HEY WHO REPLACED MY BALL WITH THE POPUP AD
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EvilHomer
Jack Russel Terriers are nuts. A friend of mine has one, and the dog's favorite hobby is running along walls. Yeah, along the wall- it runs around in circles, then jumps on the wall and does this whole Prince of Persia wall run thing for a few seconds, before crashing into her table and starting again. Also, the fucking thing eats catnip and does backflips when it needs to pee.
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citrusmirakel
What the shit!? That's not a kitty.
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theFlu small dogs are close enough
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theFlu considering all dogs can trace their routes back to the Wolf, a small / toy breed seems to be a complete bastardization, of a once noble heritage of predators that would eat not just your corpse, but your still living body.
that said, even the smallest, most awful dog is still leagues beyond any cat, on the evolutionary ladder
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theFlu
I hate Jack Russel's / all small dogs.
Once, this girl I knew had one, and it would always try to bite my feet, because it was a retard; but she never reprimanded it or anything. So one day, it dashed out from under a chair and bit my heel really bad, so I knuckle-punched it in the face as hard as I could, and it never, ever bothered me again.
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theFlu I rate everything against how well I could beat it
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theFlu ps. 2-stars looks, oddly enough, like a small dog - which is very, very easy to beat. fitting??
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FABIO2 Never get involved with a girl who owns a small dog(s). That's like the golden rule, dude.
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kingarthur Agreed. A woman who owns a small dog is nothing but trouble. It screams high maintenance and shrill.
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theFlu yeah, it was a life lesson, for sure... as well as for the dog
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Innocent Bystander
Oh man. Never again will I spend my money on expensive balls when all I need for the rest of my life is a moderately-priced floor display!
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zatojones
that dog doesn't realize they're all laughing at him and not with him
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Caminante Nocturno
Despite my orders, you have failed to get the ball. You disappoint me, dog.
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DrVital
Dogs are like tiny people without common sense or shame.
I love them for this.
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andru strange
derrr... poop.
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dead_cat
Tailor-made for my idiot-savant dog.
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glasseye
Change happens one star at a time. Asshole.
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tamago Took the words right outta my mouth.
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