hey- isn't she the newscaster from Bubb Rubb?
THESE LASERS WILL PROJECT THROUGH YOUR TV SCREEN!!
YELLING HELPS PEOPLE UNDERSTAND BETTER!!!
Still..interesting technology, I guess. Not that I'll ever be able to afford it in the next 20 years or whatever.
|Innocent Bystander |
Hey guy you're really making me hate laser TV!
Say Laser again. I dare you.
Is this the news or an infomercial?
Motherfucker you don't even know what the quality of the picture will be like 10 years from now.
10 years from now, this thing will be replaced by either
---TIE: some awesome hologram-based thing/some manner of William Gibsonesque wetware where the images appear inside your head
---an older family member who can remember what life was like before The Change re-enacting old TV shows with shadow puppets on the partially intact wall of a burnt-out building
|Caminante Nocturno |
Shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!
"Faster light transfer"
GREEN IS NOT A "PRIMARY" COLOR.
They are when it's light. Red light and green light make yellow light. Really.
Yeah no he's right - additive vs subtractive colors .. learn something here: http://www.rgbworld.com/color.html
The ghostly double image effect only appears when the moon is full and the fog rolls in off the moors... the cackling of saturated green and the shrieks of inferior plasma screens wafting over the hushed heath like the last chilling death rattles of the imprisoned madwoman 'neath Colchester Abbey's marbled nave.
Both the length of this segment, it's sycophantism, and the crappy quality of the VO lead me to believe this is in fact a "VNR." Basically the age of shameless marketing and the age of lazy journalism have collided. Companies send out Video News Releases that are edited with space for voice-over and "suggested copy" for the anchor's lead in and lead out and say it's news. Then new stations (mostly local affiliates, rarely a national network) run them as is, often with their included voiceover, just to fill time. This smacks of VNR.
Also, green is in fact a primary color in additive, or light color mixing.
Definitely better than a plasma, and I hope it hurries up and replaces it. I was concerned briefly that it might use as much electricity as a plasma TV, but actually uses 75% less, which is closer to CRT's. LCD televisions also contain mercury and other bad things, which will be fun to deal with when everybody tosses their units into the trash to buy Laser TVs.
The lasers will feed your mind. The lasers will make your children respect and obey you. The lasers will produce an image that will sweat like a real organism. The lasers will fortify the oxygen in your home. The lasers are self aware.
even though it seems like he says "laser" a million times it's only 13 times. I counted the second time I watched. 13 times in two minutes.
|big pincers |
speaking of LASERS, you gotta love that laser PYOOO at the beginning of the segment.
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