|happy_ending - 2008-01-12 |
These people are somehow worse looking than the Long Island lady.
No way. There's nothing more erotic then a denim jumpsuit cinched right below the tits.
|FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2008-01-12 |
|Rafiki - 2008-01-12 |
"Are you good looking?"
"No, I'm pretty homely. Most people are visibly startled by my appearance, and some people openly exclaim their disgust. Sometimes I get so depressed I lock myself in the bathroom and cut myself. Do you like cats? I have 40."
|Aelric - 2008-01-12 |
well, they knew their market, i guess.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-01-12 |
The first girl they show seems to have a bleached praying mantis eggsack on her head. That's the sort of thing you need to disclose to potential dates on the phone.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-01-12 |
Dial a Date lands takes you to exotic locales like, this sidewalk!
|Innocent Bystander - 2008-01-12 |
"I called Whadonchuu."
Well that's one weird name, lady.
|kingarthur - 2008-01-12 |
Where to begin?
|glendower - 2008-01-12 |
1980s limo. That would be a turnoff by today's standards.
|theFlu - 2008-01-12 |
OK, here's the thing:
I'm so freaking horny right now - my girlfriend is away, in the woods... probably shooting guns with god-knows-who, and I really need a hard dose of love.
I feel these dating videos have allowed for frank and honest discourse, and so I would like to offer a proposition to any of poeTV's two+ girls:
I want. to suck. your toes.
All you have to do is be into the Baroness; be competent with firearms (particularly the automatic variety); and you must own a bikini - bonus points if it's of the Stars'n'Stripes.
These 5-stars are for you -
In return I WILL PAMPER YOU.
Man, you are one of the funniest trolls ever.
I really mean it.
|Quad9Damage - 2008-01-13 |
The first guy looks like a young Ron Livingston.
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