|Rabid Vegan |
I can't believe it's not satire!
|Innocent Bystander |
Uh. Read the bible passage moron. You're supposed to pop out your eye, not take it out on the innocent monitor. Plus if you're blind you won't be able to see those sinful pop-up porn ad.
Interesting. I usually just masturbate.
"Guy destroys his computer because it has porn." Because...it has porn. Wow.
Matthew 5:29 (wiki update) And if thy browser causeth thee to stumble, close it out, and install a popup blocker for free: for it is a waste that thy computer should perish, because thee are to stupid to install cyber-security.
Hey, what the fuck?! I submitted this last week!
It didn't show up in the list when I was going through the submission process.
Just wait until someone tells him the porn is on the internet, not on his computer.
So... are they advocating senseless violence against machines or promoting gayness?
|Ahriman the Creepy Lurker |
That doesn't seem very cost-effective.
The comments on "Godtube" are fantastico.
"you are absolutely expected to destroy ur computer if that is the only thing you can to do prevent from falling into temptation."
other things you should destroy to prevent falling into temptation:
I love a Godly man that has convictions and the strength to solve problems ! what a good example for us all and so funny too !
If that's what it takes.
Fantastic!!!!! GOD!!.............I LOVE YOU GOD!!!!!!!! I hate %@^....Its filthy and vile and I don't get it. What are they doing to each other?
Censoring out the word 'porn' is popular on Godtube, it seems.
Wow, he really doesn't like girls
|andru strange |
yes! please destroy your computers, christians!
this is why we hate the terrorists
|Caminante Nocturno |
That's a pretty heterosexual thing to do.
Did he really just eat the M&M from off the floor?
He's actually destroying a computer too. I mean ripping out the IDE cables and everything. I hope that was an outdated machine.
One step closer to that right-wing theocracy...
Yes. This video singlehandedly raised over 6 trillion dollars for the Pope's campaign to recruit 19 million highly skilled mercenaries and outfit them with an unlimited supply of the most advanced weapon systems in the world and take over the United States.
The first step was on June 14th, 1954 (Flag Day) when President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed into law a bill adding the phrase "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance.
This video is the second and penultimate step. The final step is the invasion of Papist troops, led by the Swiss Guard and aided by a fifth column of so-called "American" Catholics.
Why Catholics? The Catholics couldn't even take over Italy.
ps: this has protestant written all over it, catholics still don't know how to use the internet
I was thinking of nutso evangelicals and something more de facto than official. But if I can get it in black and white, I suppose it'll go allright with the new color I've painted the den...
Silly Christian knows NOTHING about porn! If he clicks on that link all he'll get is some lame preview pics, harmless to none.
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
No, ZawBanjito, no. Those preview pics could contain a vagina, or a nipple. That's three marriages destroyed right there.
Am I the only one who really wants to upload porn to GodTube now?
Well that was the rational response.
|Honest Abe |
man there are so many better reasons to do that to your computer
That is not how the Cornelius Solution works. This man has cheapened it.
Once again the media glorifies violence while demonizing natural human tendencies.
Also, this video should not be viewed by young robots. Very gory.
I think poking out your eye would be more effective as a punishment to yourself for having sinful thoughts. Modern Christianity is too watered down.
Complete the following sentence: "When I stumble upon offensive material on the internet, I...."
a) stop browsing the offending site.
b) stop wasting my time on the net and go back to work.
c) unplug the network cable.
d) reboot my computer.
e) format my disk and reinstall Windows 95.
f) call tech support.
g) call my ISP and threaten to sue.
h) become a raging monster and destroy my computer and my office in an orgy of violence (while eating candy off the floor).
i) google the title with filetype:torrent.
I'd like to believe that this could catch on.
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