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Desc:Fatty polishes his sword, strikes understated fear in viewer
Category:Military, Horror
Tags:fat, katana, sword, Obese, scowl
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Comment count is 40
pastichery - 2008-01-12
HUH, he grunted
Randroid - 2008-01-12

theSnake - 2008-01-12

Fingasmcgee - 2008-01-12
HUH I guess he didn't hear that word will fuckin cut him wide open!

Fingasmcgee - 2008-01-12
put "word" in between 2 s's

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-01-12
Wow, he looks just like Kenshin!
athodyd - 2008-01-12
I imagine that this or variations on this are his video response to anything on Youtube ever.
theFlu - 2008-01-12
nice sword, fatty.
Every true sword-master (myself) knows that you have to fucking make your own sword: only when you get the design, balance, edge, and sigils right can you form any connection with the blade.\

"Whiteman novelty katanas" couldn't fight off a pack of coyotes... nor could a fatty; not that he ever leaves his house to hunt
Hooker - 2008-01-12
Post a video of you polishing your sword in your parent's darkened basement for us.

theFlu - 2008-01-12
my swords are sharpened in melee, and polished in the ensuing swath of blood

doc duodenum - 2008-01-12
I want to see the Baroness in it too.

theFlu - 2008-01-12
*please read comment in 'Dial a Date Los Angeles' - currently seeking New Baroness

Doctor Arcane - 2008-01-13
You worry me sometimes theFlu.

Hooper_X - 2009-01-12
Ladies and Gentlemen, TheFlu. His one act show, "Travis Bickle Was a Pussy!" continues nightly here on POETV.

Squeamish - 2008-01-12
Careful how you hold that, buddy.

Don't want to nick that enormous double chin of yours.
nubilus - 2008-01-12
beat me to it :-)

too bad this McSword could not possibly be sharp enough to penetrate his armor of flab +2 for the purpose of seppoku
EvilHomer - 2008-01-12
AgnosticGamer : "Why is it that you give off that look, like you're not the one to fuck with when you hold your sword? I almost think you wish someone would fuck with you so you can have an excuse to chop someone in half."

DemoniusX : "What you think is true. I want someone to just try and fuck with me personally. So can impale their heart with my sword and watch them struggle as the fade away."

And a shorty while later, after a series of flames and fat jokes:

DemoniusX : "I won't listen to them. I am done with ignorance."
Lindner - 2008-01-12
One of my drinking buddies has a son like this. He lurks in the basement, only crawling up for hot pockets and the occasional hose down.

I am reminded of the time I made a smart ass comment about his sword collection, and he stood up to his full height, declaring proudly, he was the greatest swordsman in our county.

This is a title he was willing to defend, he assured me in no uncertain terms. I think I genuinely hurt his feelings... and that in turn made me somewhat nauseous.
Lindner - 2008-01-12
As an addendum, I like how he grimaces as he wipes the blade. His second glance to make sure he actually got the sword in the sheath before snapping it in also makes me smile.

What DOES this guy do for a living? I must know.

KillerGazebo - 2008-01-12
Pretty much what he's doing right now

Make sure to read his YouTube Profile

"I just live day to day and don't care about anything else except my friends and family.

In my spare time I drink beer,Play video games,watch movies and just chill. My main thing on You tube is review classic games for the classic gamer and talk topics that are bothering me or feel the need to address."

mcsancherson - 2008-01-12
this guy works at a biglots in michigan, though his real career has been a slow sink further and further into internet infamy for about the last five years. for more viewing, find his flamewars with FYAD of the somethingawful forums and reymondo via his youtube account, and also witness his recent taking-up of drinking and amazing ability to get drunk after two or three beers despite weighing around four bills. for some light reading, i'd recommend his livejournal, laden with poetry and juggalette drama, under the same handle.

Hakujinjoe - 2008-01-12
post a link to the livejournal! i searched but couldn't find it.

Camonk - 2008-01-12
There is no diaper bigger than the internet.
Enjoy - 2008-01-12
These are the videos that make PoeTV interesting.
Rafiki - 2008-01-12
I like how when he's done wiping it he inspects it by looking at it in his monitor, just to be extra super sure he's got it in frame so we're all intimidated.
Doctor Arcane - 2008-01-12
Nice acid etched hammon on your 440 piece of home shopping network crap.
zatojones - 2008-01-12
Rest assured such insolence will win you a taste of his steel!

Doctor Arcane - 2008-01-13
Hah, my superior katana and kenjutsu will defeat him! I used to own a Bugei Bamboo Katana, that was fucking sweet.

Vicious - 2008-02-13
So you owned a stick?

Aelric - 2008-01-12
would have been better if it was a video reply to a hilary clinton clip.
BHWW - 2008-01-12
I can smell the B.O. wafting through the little display window on my screen.

I bet every so often, when this guy walks across his room, each slothful, dragging step kicks up discarded candy-bar wrappers and fast-food containers.

All that's missing is a thick, fuzzy neckbeard of which portions of have become stiff from all of the dried up, dribbled down Bawls.
Enjoy - 2008-01-13
that made me wheeze with asthmatic laughter

Syd Midnight - 2008-01-12
He make me think of Chris Farley every time he grimaces and puffs out his lard goiter.
Repomancer - 2008-01-13
Awww, it's been pulled.

theFlu - 2008-01-13
if it turns out somebody from here meddled in Demonius' affairs / shit on poe's honor-code... there's going to be trouble

Doomstein - 2008-01-13
Damn, if someone has another link to this, post it.
Jaguar Wong - 2008-01-13
Five stars, for the memory.
Killer Joe - 2008-01-13
ED does not know this man!??!
Syd Midnight - 2008-01-13
Not yet, but FYAD has managed to seriously hurt his feelings.

Aelric - 2008-01-13
you know, this might mean...he is among us.
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