MK_Ultra 
The rant was apparently prompted by Demonius X, then 23, being dumped by a 16 year old jugalette.
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Operation Cornflakes
I know someone exactly like this. He works in IT. Imagine that.
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BHWW An IT worker who's a repellent, socially retarded man-child? NO, IT CAN'T BE! ENOUGH OF YOUR LIES
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Dummy Rum
This guy has got to be a troll. He can't believe half of the shit he says...
On the off-chance this is 100% serious, then here's someone we can all feel superior to.
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MK_Ultra He's real. This was taken from a different user who archives his deleted videos.
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mcsancherson
this is 100% serious, he's been this fat and this misogynistic for years.
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Spoonybard
he's like a beanbag chair only the beans are impotent anger and misery
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themilkshark
WOW he actually got fatter since his last POE appearance
He's gonna die in a year
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Eroticus E
Oh, Demonius. I don't work hard for nobody.
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klingerbgoode
preload image
he moves away from the mic to breathe in!
what a blobsworth
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BHWW
I've seen plenty of repulsive, doughy (or scrawny) immature spazzes over the years, but Demonius X (ugh what a stupid name to take on) is in the running for the Top Ten Most Obnoxious Overgrown Jackasses on the internet. Or at least within shouting distance of the Top Twenty.
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Clever Name
Too much of video games will turn you into a slug and cause you to be lazy. Too much walking around of walking around will wear you out too.
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Aelric
happiness in a can. it's like last call at the bar on the edge of town. may as well have urped down his chin and ignored the mess.
i wonder at what point anger and spite supersede logic and decency in the mind of guys like this.
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B. Weed
I look at that preload image and hear "Chone manya weesh asha beecho."
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Sean Robinson
WOMEN DEMAND CAMAROS OR CORVETTES.
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glenn
Sweet, all I need is a Camaro.
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Mike Tyson?!
Camaro.
Nookie.
Spread your legs when I want some pussy.
Gold, all gold.
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Mayberry Pancakes
Is he seriously making a liquor face every time he takes a sip of beer?
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Repomancer Ho-lee shit I was right. He heartily recommends fleshlights in part 2.
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EvilHomer
"... don't starve her"
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EvilHomer Oh, fuck. I just watched Part 2 of this video, and 1:10-1:20 is the single most horrifying thing I've seen all year.
"And I was railing her SNATCH like there's NO TOMORROW"
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athodyd
WE BUILD TRUCKS
WE BUILD AIRPLANES
WE DRINK CAMO (FOR FUCK'S SAKE)
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MurgatroidMendelbaum
"Pussy is pussy. It's not worth fighting for."
I like to think he talks this way even when sober, and that all his teenage Gamestop buddies stand around him in a circle, soaking up his teachings like ancient Chinese wisdom. Rock on, big D.
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phalsebob
I believe this is the guy locked in a battle of wits with that poor 14 year old tranny who eats lead and loves wrestling.
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Monchiles Monchiles
"...and you feel their little head and it's warm..." Pure evil. Where is part two?
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
We need someone to infiltrate and archive Gorenchev's videos.
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raeshaldis
You know, when my last victim--I mean girlfriend, disobeyed me, I just ate her.
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Xenocide
Demonius understands women, as his neck is currently eight months pregnant.
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Roachbud
What kind of a world would it be if all women looked this dude and sounded like his female impression?
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Roachbud looked like this dude, sorry high
A: A gay one.
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Aelric wow, your rapier wit has once again won the day.
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Roachbud I wasn't trying to win anything. Do you have a poster me on your door that you throw darts at?
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Roachbud Do you have a rat tail and an iguana that you carry on your shoulder when you go grocery shopping?
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Roachbud Is this you?
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20020819/226HEMP19_Iguana .jpg
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boner
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
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kingarthur
This. This is what's staring back at you from the bottom of the abyss.
Also, "This is coming from a man who isn't taken." Oh, really?
"Yeah I know I'm being a disgusting slob. Ask me if I give a fuck."
Also, this is easily over 500 pounds here.
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Honest Abe
+5 just for trying to make pussy shapes with his hands
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Ow Switch
Something tells me very soon he'll figure living aint worth it.
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theSnake
Oh my god his Livejournal: http://scottz04.livejournal.com/28729.html
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andru strange
dang... this is infinitely depressing.
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Jaguar Wong
Put a little crown on his head and he'd look just like the Glutton from Age of Wonders 3. More companies should use Youtube fatties for monster design.
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EvilHomer I was thinking a little blue puffball hat and he'd look like Cartman, but that works too.
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StanleyPain
Something subtle I noticed in this video and others by this guy (although admittedly, this is the first Demonius I've watched in a awhile since he fleed the interweb). He does this thing where he'll start a video in his normal mode, then take a sip of beer and go all Foster Brooks "HECH YAH I'M DRUNK" and act like he's really drunk when he, obviously, isn't.
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Kibblesmith
Oh my goodness.
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Kibblesmith
Hahah, also-
"Sorry I'm late from home, honey."
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Rudy
I love how his "3 things that women want" list doesn't include being reasonably attractive or in-shape.
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Uulanbaatorbaby
"Why donīt the people I despise sleep with me? WAAAA!"
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citrusmirakel
Wow.
This was my first Demonius X experience. I'm off to find more.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Life Lessons from PoE's newest hero, Cliche Man!
Also, I bet women push him around in real life all the time and he just takes it and then makes these.
Oh, and why would ANYone call YOU a slug? MYSTERY THY NAME IS WOMEN.
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Quad9Damage
Yeah, women should totally be subservent to men and put out whenever they're told! BEER MAKES ME A BADASS, WHOOOO!
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Random
I was thinking about not going to the gym today, but I decided to go right after watching this.
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craptacular
"amirite, guys ?" *glug glug glug*
is he drinking PBR ?
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jmags
I couldn't watch all of this, but I'm sure it doesn't change much.
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