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Desc:'Bitch bend over my wii and give me that pussy!'
Category:Humor, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:women, Obese, single, Demonius X, unemployment
Submitted:MK_Ultra
Date:01/12/08
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MK_Ultra
The rant was apparently prompted by Demonius X, then 23, being dumped by a 16 year old jugalette.
Operation Cornflakes
I know someone exactly like this. He works in IT. Imagine that.
BHWW
An IT worker who's a repellent, socially retarded man-child? NO, IT CAN'T BE! ENOUGH OF YOUR LIES

Dummy Rum
This guy has got to be a troll. He can't believe half of the shit he says...

On the off-chance this is 100% serious, then here's someone we can all feel superior to.
MK_Ultra
He's real. This was taken from a different user who archives his deleted videos.

mcsancherson
this is 100% serious, he's been this fat and this misogynistic for years.
Miette
Ahh, brings me back to the days of laughing at his livejournal. Only now do we know how accurate Nick's impressions really were.


Spoonybard
he's like a beanbag chair only the beans are impotent anger and misery
themilkshark
WOW he actually got fatter since his last POE appearance

He's gonna die in a year
Eroticus E
Oh, Demonius. I don't work hard for nobody.
klingerbgoode
preload image

he moves away from the mic to breathe in!

what a blobsworth
BHWW
I've seen plenty of repulsive, doughy (or scrawny) immature spazzes over the years, but Demonius X (ugh what a stupid name to take on) is in the running for the Top Ten Most Obnoxious Overgrown Jackasses on the internet. Or at least within shouting distance of the Top Twenty.
doc duodenum
I want this for a poetv week

Clever Name
Too much of video games will turn you into a slug and cause you to be lazy. Too much walking around of walking around will wear you out too.
Aelric
happiness in a can. it's like last call at the bar on the edge of town. may as well have urped down his chin and ignored the mess.

i wonder at what point anger and spite supersede logic and decency in the mind of guys like this.
B. Weed
I look at that preload image and hear "Chone manya weesh asha beecho."
Sean Robinson
WOMEN DEMAND CAMAROS OR CORVETTES.
glenn
Sweet, all I need is a Camaro.
Mike Tyson?!
Camaro.

Nookie.

Spread your legs when I want some pussy.

Gold, all gold.
Mayberry Pancakes
Is he seriously making a liquor face every time he takes a sip of beer?
Repomancer
I am afraid so.

He should just buy a Fleshlight and be done with it. They never say no.

Repomancer
Ho-lee shit I was right. He heartily recommends fleshlights in part 2.

EvilHomer
"... don't starve her"
EvilHomer
Oh, fuck. I just watched Part 2 of this video, and 1:10-1:20 is the single most horrifying thing I've seen all year.

"And I was railing her SNATCH like there's NO TOMORROW"

athodyd
WE BUILD TRUCKS

WE BUILD AIRPLANES

WE DRINK CAMO (FOR FUCK'S SAKE)
MurgatroidMendelbaum
"Pussy is pussy. It's not worth fighting for."

I like to think he talks this way even when sober, and that all his teenage Gamestop buddies stand around him in a circle, soaking up his teachings like ancient Chinese wisdom. Rock on, big D.
phalsebob
I believe this is the guy locked in a battle of wits with that poor 14 year old tranny who eats lead and loves wrestling.
Monchiles Monchiles
"...and you feel their little head and it's warm..." Pure evil. Where is part two?
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
We need someone to infiltrate and archive Gorenchev's videos.
raeshaldis
You know, when my last victim--I mean girlfriend, disobeyed me, I just ate her.
Xenocide
Demonius understands women, as his neck is currently eight months pregnant.
Roachbud
What kind of a world would it be if all women looked this dude and sounded like his female impression?
Roachbud
looked like this dude, sorry high

A: A gay one.

Aelric
wow, your rapier wit has once again won the day.

Roachbud
I wasn't trying to win anything. Do you have a poster me on your door that you throw darts at?

Roachbud
Do you have a rat tail and an iguana that you carry on your shoulder when you go grocery shopping?

Roachbud
Is this you?
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20020819/226HEMP19_Iguana .jpg

Midnight Man
You should bounce him

boner
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
kingarthur
This. This is what's staring back at you from the bottom of the abyss.

Also, "This is coming from a man who isn't taken." Oh, really?

"Yeah I know I'm being a disgusting slob. Ask me if I give a fuck."

Also, this is easily over 500 pounds here.
Honest Abe
+5 just for trying to make pussy shapes with his hands
Ow Switch
Something tells me very soon he'll figure living aint worth it.
theSnake
Oh my god his Livejournal: http://scottz04.livejournal.com/28729.html
andru strange
dang... this is infinitely depressing.
Jaguar Wong
Put a little crown on his head and he'd look just like the Glutton from Age of Wonders 3. More companies should use Youtube fatties for monster design.
EvilHomer
I was thinking a little blue puffball hat and he'd look like Cartman, but that works too.

StanleyPain
Something subtle I noticed in this video and others by this guy (although admittedly, this is the first Demonius I've watched in a awhile since he fleed the interweb). He does this thing where he'll start a video in his normal mode, then take a sip of beer and go all Foster Brooks "HECH YAH I'M DRUNK" and act like he's really drunk when he, obviously, isn't.
Syd Midnight
He strikes me as the kind who'd put apple juice in beer bottles or water in a vodka bottle and make a big show of drinking them and getting WILD.

Kibblesmith
Oh my goodness.
Kibblesmith
Hahah, also-

"Sorry I'm late from home, honey."
Rudy
I love how his "3 things that women want" list doesn't include being reasonably attractive or in-shape.
Uulanbaatorbaby
"Why donīt the people I despise sleep with me? WAAAA!"
citrusmirakel
Wow.

This was my first Demonius X experience. I'm off to find more.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Life Lessons from PoE's newest hero, Cliche Man!

Also, I bet women push him around in real life all the time and he just takes it and then makes these.

Oh, and why would ANYone call YOU a slug? MYSTERY THY NAME IS WOMEN.
Quad9Damage
Yeah, women should totally be subservent to men and put out whenever they're told! BEER MAKES ME A BADASS, WHOOOO!
Random
I was thinking about not going to the gym today, but I decided to go right after watching this.
craptacular
"amirite, guys ?" *glug glug glug*

is he drinking PBR ?
jmags
I couldn't watch all of this, but I'm sure it doesn't change much.
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