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Desc:I want to jam this kid's smirking idiot face in the toilet. OUTRAGE WEEK ON POETV!
Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:Giants, dinosaurs, creationism, dirtlip, bone strength related to cross-section
Submitted:dead_cat
Date:01/14/08
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Comment count is 41
bakune young - 2008-01-14
_______ WEEK
Lindner - 2008-01-14
I had forgotten about this chucklefuck... why did you have to remind me?
theFlu - 2008-01-14
he has the exact same mannerisms as Goronchev - but for God.
Azraelazitgetz - 2008-01-14
LET'S FIND OUT
Frank Rizzo - 2008-01-14
I DONT BELIEVE IN STRATA LAYERS!!!!!!!!
kingarthur - 2008-01-14
Oh....THIS guy. You know what? I wanna see creationists from dead religions. Like, "Odin clearly states in the Eddas that the mountains are the corpses of frost giants!"

He's like a Randroid...
Randroid - 2008-01-14
The value of emotion is determined by the free market.

Repomancer - 2008-01-14
He is the Chris Crocker of objective thought.
tamago - 2008-01-14
I had to turn this off at the two minute mark. I don't see how any sane person could watch ten minutes of this douchebag without wanting to punch this creep.


I'm not sure to give this five stars for being evil or one star for being so teethgratingly annoying so...three stars

tamago - 2008-01-14
Also, I'd pay to see him and The Amazing Atheist pitted against each other in a deathmatch.


And then we execute the winner.
nubilus - 2008-01-14
Why not both?

Also I think Amazing Atheist would gas in the first.

tamago - 2008-01-15
No sense in killing a dead person. Remember, dude, it's a deathmatch. They fight until one of them dies.

andru strange - 2008-01-14
OH, HELL NAWWW! jesus, kid... HS biology or science. nice editing skills, though. truly evil.
tamago - 2008-01-14
OK last comment in a row I promise.

Does anybody else find it hilarious that this guy deletes or will not post any comment on YouTube that isn't kissing his ass? Way to show your faith in your beliefs there bub.
andru strange - 2008-01-14
i think he only allows comments by people in his friends list. but yeah, it's funny and infuriating at the same time.

Dummy Rum - 2008-01-14
What's worse is that he disables ratings for his vids... AFTER HE'S GOT 5 STARS.

(well, this one has 4... but still, turns off the option once he's got them where he wants them.

StanleyPain - 2008-01-14
I think awhile back someone proved he had sockpuppets on YouTube that rate up his videos so he can then disable ratings.

Gwago - 2008-01-14
What the fuck. This guy blogs because no one can stand to talk to him for more than a minute.
a flaming monkey - 2008-01-14
5 stars for using an example from Jurassic Park as 'evidence'. Nice one, cockmuncher.
...Oxygen makes us HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'Coz we coexisted with Dinosaurs and shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never seen so much shit fall willingly and unapologetically from someone's mouth.
I do love it how he manipulates the bible to his purposes though. Please let him be on real TV one day.

kingarthur - 2008-01-14
And furthermore, the rivers were made by Jormugandr, the Midgard Serpent!
Udderdude - 2008-01-14
Punchable.
themilkshark - 2008-01-14
Usage of the word "Anyhoo" should have died off with David Spade's movie career.
Ow Switch - 2008-01-14
HM!
Ahriman the Creepy Lurker - 2008-01-14
Is there anything douchier than constantly citing your own work as a source?
tamago - 2008-01-15
Yes there is: Citing somebody else's work as your own:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qXaFqacg-68

charmlessman - 2008-01-14
So wait wait wait... putting a PLANT in an oxygen rich environment made it grow bigger? Just like it does for ANIMALS??? Huh?

5 Stars for asshattery.
dead_cat - 2008-01-14
They put an indeterminate* tomato shrub in a climate-controlled environment (that also forces above-normal oxygen levels, and plants do need oxygen too), AND IT GREW AND GREW!

* indeterminate tomato plants keep growing and producing until the weather gets cold enough to kill them (as opposed to determinate tomatoes, which reach a certain size, produce a relatively predictable number of fruit, then die). Seriously, they will turn into fucking trees, given enough time and the right environment.

glenn - 2008-01-14
"I think the plant gave off... like, 400... um, tomatoes. And it was huge, you know. It was just ridiculous."

I'M SOLD.

Billy Buttsex - 2008-01-14
Oh, I get it. So you'll all be okay with giving any prancing faggot 5 stars, but HEAVEN FORBID YOU GIVE IT TO A HILARIOUSLY UPPITY CHRISTIAN.

You guys make me sick.
andru strange - 2008-01-14
what the? whatta you mean, dude?

a flaming monkey - 2008-01-15
I give all prancing faggots AND uppity christians 5 stars every time. Forever more.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2008-01-14
Oh Lordy, his Youtube handle is VenomFangX.
takewithfood - 2008-01-14
Are there pills you can take, or some other treatment for megalomania? Because that is just so sad for him.
andru strange - 2008-01-14
i know... it's so funny that he thinks citing himself is considered "proofs".

Janusian Soul - 2008-01-14
I can't stand listening to his obnoxious, patronizing voice of undeserved superiority.
joyofdiscord - 2008-01-15
Anyone that's moved in fundy circles knows tons of dorfy dudes like this.

Bonus points for TEH CRY when he starts talking about Jesus dying on the cross.
Quad9Damage - 2008-02-24
To summarize: Because the bible says so because the bible says so because the bible says so because the bible says so because the bible says so because the bible says so because the bible says so Jurassic Park belittle patronize Photoshop pictures taken out of context condescending attitude.
ashtar. - 2008-04-18
The nephilim were giants because they were descendants of fallen angels; it says so in the bible quote he displayed. Thus, if they were giants because of oxygen levels in the air, the bible is wrong. duh.
kelpfoot - 2008-06-19
0:35-0:50: "Yeah, there is (enough water for a global flood)."

I actually did the calculation, and he's wrong. Even granting his "rising sea beds" theory, there's not enough water by a factor of about 1.8-2.4.

Also, lifting the sea beds up to what is currently sea level would require energy, which would turn into heat. A fuck of a lot of heat. Enough heat to evaporate all the oceans, many times over, with plenty left to sterilize the earth.
kelpfoot - 2008-06-19
If you want to see the calculation, just paste this into Google:
pi * ((8850 meters + 6400 km)^3 - (6400km)^3) / 1.4 billion km^3

8850 meters is the height of Everest above sea level (which is the height a global flood would have to reach to cover every mountain), 6400km is the average radius of the earth, and 1.4 billion cubic kilometers is the volume of water on earth today.

Reduce by 25% to get a lower bound which assumes all the land on earth (which covers 25% of the surface) is as high as Everest. (This is the most favorable case for the creotards, and it's still wrong by about 80%.)

kelpfoot - 2008-06-19
Oh, and I fucked up the bit about the oceans evaporating, because I used "calories" instead of "Calories."

They wouldn't completely evaporate, but their temperature would probably increase to boiling.
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