bongoprophet
This thing got pulled off youtube really quick. Don't know how long this will work.
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kthorjensen 
Y'all better watch this now, because it won't last long.
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manfred
"What a beautiful thing, maybe one day all SPs (critics of Scientology) are wiped out"
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C. Eloi Marx
Pray that if you're in an accident that Tom doesn't drive by: 'cause if he does, he will come to you and push the paramedics aside, because he feels he is the only one who really knows how to help.
But let's keep this on the down low, if Tom finds out what I'm saying he'll declare me an SP and use his psychic powers against me.
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Repomancer Tom always keeps things on the Down Low.
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kingarthur
Grandiosity, veiled threats, emotionally labile, hypomania, even more grandiosity...wow, Katie Holmes' life must be a barrel of laughs.
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Innocent Bystander I used to feel kinda bad for Katie, but then I realised that all Tom is doing is making it easier for me to pick up that poor girls cute little emotionally shattered behind when he finally goes over the edge.
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RockBolt
"Maybe someday people will only read about SPs in history books, AWGHAHAHAHAHAH KAAPOW"
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FatFatuousNation
How long until this guy cracks and starts ranting about interdimensional aliens like Hubbard?
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Kilo147 Oh, please The Flu, it's OT3, The Wall of fire, and was scribbled on a napkin. Didn't you ever take your "Intro to Scientology" from Anonymous?
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Sean Robinson
He seems really focus. I wish I had such a strong faith. There is a lot missing in my life that seems present in Tom Cruise's. This video makes me wonder about the path he took and if it is one that I make take in my life.
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Innocent Bystander
KS-what?
ps. this guy is nutty as a nut in a can of mixed salted nuts
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manfred KSW
Keeping Scientology Working
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Tstyle
This cannot end well.
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Gojira1000
LRH - you are teh winnar.
Best fake religion ever.
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IrishWhiskey
"I think about all the people out there who are depending on m...(stops himself)...us."
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Dinky Patterson
You could evoke quite a violent reaction if you told him that he has a double chin.
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Triggerbaby
Wait wait wait. So this clip was produced not by some caughtya-acting-stupid celeb news show, but by the Scientologists themselves?
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Roachbud
He convinced me, I'm converting
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zatojones
It turns out that being a closeted gay is probably the least of his problems.
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Kilo147 I wish I had my Value Village copy of Dianetics handy. Someone else can do a direct quote, but Hubbard said that the trauma to make a "pervert" or homosexual was akin to taking a baby, running it over with a car, tossing acid in its face, splashing it with acid, while , and I don't remember the exact description, screaming horrible depravities at it and beating it.
So yeah. Also they try to cure the gay with vitamins.
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afp3683
I watched the whole thing but still don't understand Scientology better.
I think I'm starting to get why it appeals to celebrities though.
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Quad9Damage
I couldn't sit through the whole thing, but what I saw was crazy enough for five stars.
"Blah blah blah blah insanity blah blah blah crazy bla bla mood swing bla unstable bla."
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Menudo con queso
One of the best arguments against choosing a "sober, drug-free lifestyle" ever.
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Angel Carver
The craziest thing about this video is that with all the mania, the obsession, the cultishness, etc, what rises to the top is actually so basic and so boring: some actor's tiresome narcissism.
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Calamity Jon
Honestly, he sounds no different than any other at-least-moderately-successful roughly-middle-aged achievement-obsessed douchebag I've ever met. You'd never get a word in edgewise if you were having dinner with this guy.
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Chalkdust
Tom would like to go and romp and play... but he CAN'T
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FISTFULLofSOUL
is this the trailer for Battlefield earth2..if yes where's travolta!?
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Big Muddy
The thing is I just go thru that teck and it's literally not how to run from an SP, its PTSP shatter supression boing woop gong splat...
Cruise is a minefield of abbrevations. STFU
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FABIO2 What is with every "personal power" type program and its crazy runaway obsession with acronyms? Hypnosis crackpots, speed seduction sociopaths, and...this.
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coprolalia
CoS made this on purpose.
They saw this and decided it represented them.
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Thatcher Pennywhistle
yo
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baleen
This man is absolutely terrifying. This is really, really creepy.
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rroach
I think I know how the Romans felt after Christians started gaining power.
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StanleyPain
Holy shit, this is like a skit or something where someone said "Hey Tom, why not come and do this, it'll be funny and you'll be poking fun at yourself..."
ONLY IT IS REAL. That really blows me away, for some reason.
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OxygenThief
"Out of the way, paramedics! I'm the only one that can help!"
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Dr Dim
What exactly is all this "doing" he is talking about? I honestly don't know. What is he doing that's so important and affecting so many people?
His kids are really going to have some interesting autobiographies, if they're not ruling us all with an iron fist by then.
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Enjoy
His forced nervous laughter...
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rexulon
I live in Hollywood and have to deal with Scientologists selling me on "control your life!" while they're basically begging on the street for the benefit of other people every morning. But unfortunately I kind of relate to his sincerely psychotic enthusiasm. My first year in college I decided everyone I knew just had to learn about Godel's Theoerem because it's AMAZING, and I couldn't shut up about it. This is pretty much what I sounded like, I think.
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zatojones except Godel's theorems aren't utter bullshit
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Helzet
Scientology: Wild and Wooly
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Ersatz
I found myself laughing at the same times as him, but I don't think we were laughing at the same things.
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Princess v2.1
Tom Cruise controls the plane of Ultimate Reality
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Blaise
Somebody hand that man a script!
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happy_ending
He won an award for being the craziest princess!
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Kilo147 Third runner up for prettiest.
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andru strange
good lord... he's quite mad!
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boner
That music would drive anyone nuts
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Because as a megacelebrity, Tom Cruise can't take vacations.
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cognitivedissonance
It's only a matter of time until ALL award shows are like this.
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Jeff Fries
R Kelly's reality would kick his reality's ass, then burn it's clohoowoohhwoooohhwooos.
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crote
"Improve conditions."
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Screwtape
And its gone.
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Lurchi
Call 1-800-TAME-HER
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Dib
Gawker is keeping it up:
http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scie ntology-tried-to-suppress
News about the legal threats here:
http://gawker.com/5002319/church-of-scientology-claims-copyrig ht-infringement
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APE_GOD
"they don't do that to me. not to my face"
Except that dude who squirted you with a water gun
and except for that dude who handed you a Guy Fawkes mask to sign.
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sunflowr_eyes
I was determined to watch the whole nine minutes. After minute three, however, the narcissism really started getting to me. To cope, my brain transformed Tom Cruise into a devoted ice cream vendor. A man on a mission. An ice cream mission. To help the world. With ice cream.
I still only got to minute 8 though, and then my brain gave up.
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Paracelsus
You know, every time I see this I'm amazed at its amateurishness. What was that editing room like?
But the monotonous little riff does serve well to illustrate the empty spaces where Tom gropes to express feelings he may not have in words he does not know.
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