Scissors in the Arm

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Scissors in the Arm

Desc:	Ah, this hoary old chestnut
Category:	Humor, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:	nerd, warcraft, arm, jocks, scissors
Submitted:	nocash
Date:	01/15/08
Views:	3469
Rating: View Ratings	Register to vote for this video Favorited 2 Times
Resubmit:	The Mothership
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rroach

Hahahahahahahahah.

themilkshark

Too real to be real. I love this video.

RockBolt

God that still makes me wince

andru strange

aw, how come i've never seen this!?

kingarthur

So, he was being a douche, reaped the rewards of his douchery, and then bitches about the consequences? Kind of closeted gay machismo there.

andru strange
it's such a beautiful setup... is it fake? where's the blood?

RockBolt
Its pent up by the scissors, try to take it out and then you will see blood, lots of blood.

This is real, the guy was on a TLC special about people impaled by things, 101 Things Removed From the Human Body or something.

MK_Ultra

Yes, because getting sprayed with water clearly justifies having scissors winged at you, you fucking spastic. Imagine if it had hit him in the center of his chest? This man is a hero for weeding out a potential Cho Seung-Hui.

...and the way he says "there are SCISSORS sticking out of my ARM" is really fucking funny.

kingarthur
Dude, calm down.

Dinky Patterson

Timmy O'Toole is more of a hero than the douche.

MK_Ultra
Dude if I were ANGRY and YELLING it would CLEARLY be in all caps.

boner

Reminds me of Mustafa... "ow, you shot me, right in the arm"

gambol

So old. So good.

Aelric

I can't believe you've done this!

Frank Rizzo

I lold

yeah, definite over reaction via sensitive fatass.

sosage

A classic. You can hear the scissors penetrate.

I feel bad for the scissor ninja. I'm sure that, in his moment of rage, he just threw the first thing his hands stumbled upon and didn't expect it to be something potentially deadly.

baleen

And you can tell that rage was built up from years of being the fat, constantly mocked little brother.

nocash
I thought they were freshman year college roommates

Jeff Fries

Is it in the bone, Ace?

Frank Rizzo
its in the bone! its in the bone!!

theFlu

why is nobody else concerned about an over-crowded room filled with half-naked boys, whistling cowboy themes and spritzing one another???

theFlu
A: because poetv loves cat videos.

theFlu
ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owHAH2G3lTE

Innocent Bystander

You know, theFlu, despite all your hard efforts you haven't really made an impact here. PoeTV may be a lost cause. There are other video sites on the net you know. Maybe you should try to save them from the scourge of fwuffy liddle kitty videos.

Aaand five stars for the Edward the Scissorhand. Oh I jest.

theFlu
I seriously doubt an obvious gay joke counts as attempting to make an impact...

glasseye
Did you miss the "jocks" tag?

TinManic

theFlu is an inspiration to us all. 5 stars for theFlu and war against pointless, boring kitten videos.

nocash
I am very concerned about an over-crowded room filled with half-naked boys, whistling cowboy themes and spritzing one another.

This is my awareness campaign

Spoonybard

You either didn't go to college or you had a very lonely time while there.

Thundercougarfalconbird

5 stars for the fat kid being named Wallace.

rulestein

I think all the funny videos have been used up. We are now resorting to some really old stuff.

fermun

Because it is old means it is not any good. Good call rulestein, now I know to never trust anyone over 35.

petep

ITT idiots

heyitslozeau

college roomate toolbag gets whats coming to him. beautiful classic.

Hooper_X

There are no heroes in this video.

Pie Boy

This is a really well-composed video. It introduces the characters quickly and effectively with minimal narrative detritus, gives us a reaction shot from the nerd and then a moment of suspense, and then pans into the injury with perfect timing.

So, fake.

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